/smg/ - Stock Market General

Bobo Suicide edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6uVGEG5W16Q
twitter.com/AnonBabble

No seriously, when are the next rate hike dates?

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Bobo thought he was michael burry
Bobo sharted the bottom
AGAIN
Ill see you at $15 within 2 months
It doesnt matter if its fake dumbass it was easy to see coming
Naisu quadso

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June 15, or two more weeks

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terribly sorry OP but you took too long to make the thread

I hope we can recycle this one later

He was faster than that one actually.

Tesla tank yet?

Uh oh, bullfaggots; we're struggling to even recoup yesterday's losses. Remember it's never too soon to commit suicide.

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Time to buy back in WEAT?

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spy closing at $417

Spy 60000000

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At least the SEC plans to do something about retail investors manipulating the market out of greed:
youtube.com/watch?v=6uVGEG5W16Q

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Will tomorrow be a vanna squeeze, vomma squeeze, or charm squeeze?

Buy SPX and hold it

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wtf is going on with the other thread

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Awe fuck I guess I missed it. Overslept my trader nap.

hell yeah

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Power hour all bobos will be heemed.
Suffer the wrath of heaven.

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AMD rallying back

Amd is now back at the point I bought a leap on $/stock wise. I am down 15% off theta tho

I'm down 42% on some $115 calls expiring tomorrow

someboy posted a bunch of porn in the previous thread so the jannies had to take action an hour later

That's weird how you can't just run with the same dishonest bullshit for two decades straight without the public catching on. I hope there's another, less retarded intelligence community providing a backstop for the shitty, bloated, incompetent, failing one that is full of retarded faggots and sadists.

He neglected to link it in the previous though


Fucking jannies deleted my thread and gave me a 15 minute ban. Hey janny go fuck your mother.
Why do I even come here anymore

I made $20,000 today by the way

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That's weird how you can't just run with the same dishonest bullshit for two decades straight without the public catching on. I hope there's another, less retarded intelligence community providing a backstop for the shitty, bloated, incompetent, failing one that is full of retarded faggots and sadists.

Don't tell me you believe this (((recovery)))?

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ONE OF YOU TRANNIES MARKET ORDER SO I CAN GET MY FILL

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Why the fuck did SIGA have to be one of the most shorted stocks in the market? Now we have to deal with all the usual bullshit before we get to $50.
Fuck you Jews, moneypox is gonna fuck over your precious fags. Try shorting nature bitch.

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>spy can't push past 415 resistance

it's over

What's the matter Cathy? Why can't you keep TSLA over 780?

Why is my oil company call (ticker CTRA) dumping? Why are oil companies dumping in general?

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Cope, gap up to 420 tomorrow close at 430

Is this the thread?

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oh no
the side effects of mokney pox are horrendous
please stop having gay sex anons, look at hwat it does to you

classic

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I thought Egypt would be a net exporter of grain?

That's a man.

he is beautiful
- 100% TQQQ

Me too. Africa’s greatest civilization, amirite?

never, which is why i normally don't hold positions overnight in my gambling i mean trading account

>VIX just jumped back up over 25 while the market nonsensically pumps

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>please stop having gay sex anons, look at hwat it does to you
Its hasn't even begun.

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he cute

APOLOGIZE.

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Are you retarded or am I? It's saying they were but they're keeping it now

>big 100ks followers fintwit retards all saying to sell and never buy til 40% down spy. All long oil and commodities

Laughing at them all

Tomorrow. Tomorrow we rise. Mumu shall feel our wrath.

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To whom and for what?

opec announced they will soon step up production including Russia.

Egyptians aren't black, that's the only reason they could actually create a civilization. Reminder that black Africans never created a written language.

I’m gonna overdose on copium

>l*m posting was the top signal again
This is too fucking easy

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Institutional racism squeeze I think

>poltards are shilling SIGA

It's going to dump isn't it? poltards are god's own bagholders

WE TOLD YOU BOBOS NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH THAT

neither did anglos or germans if you wanna get technical

accept defeat bobo, you lost.

Every podcast
Financial show
CNBC
All saying 40% down, 20% more down from here, put walls erected, etc. How does someone get sucked into the here

When a trade is consensus it's over

The current Egyptian population isn't even Egyptian, they were mongrelized by hordes of invading Arabs. Copts might be the closest thing left.

test

what if i was lumposting ironically?

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SOXLsisters, wagmi

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(((they))) want people to sell for cheap shares

what did the ai mean by this

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And the housing market?

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spy finna blow past $416

It's just a short squeeze. I swear.

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soxl bros.........

ayo hol' up. Volume bros? They really think they can just pump the market with no volume like this? Some-ting don add up. They gunna dump on us tomorrow aint they?

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user's kept saying to check the volume on this pump. I expect it to immediately dump tomorrow with crabbing towards market close

>s-semiconductors a-are a m-m-meme okay
Imagine missing your chance. Again

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SOXL SISTERS NOT LIKE THIS NOOOO

Is the bear dead?

And just like that SOXL will never be $26 again.

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I actually got reported for saying you guys looked like the dudes in the pic lmao

Soft as fuck incel. Reminder you're taking trading advice from these dudes

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spy going schizo now

How high will these go tomorrow?

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ummmm why are we dumping