We need a BEAN-BACKED currency

The Ancient Sumerians were right, you need to base your currency on a commodity that has intrinsic value, like farm produce or cattle.

A bean-backed currency is strong for a variety of reasons:
>Are a protein-rich food, good for survival, and you can always convert cash into food
>Has proof of work; somebody had to till the land, plant the beans and pick the beans, you cannot just print beans into existence
>Can store wealth through land suitable for bean production.
>That beans rot after five years acts as a natural deflationary pressure against the currency and prevents bean hoarding, ensuring the value of your dollar stays consistent

Srs bros this is the future. We need a bean-backed crypto.

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Better than shiny rocks

You’re fucking stupid and need extreme help

>You’re fucking stupid and need extreme help
Alright big shot, explain to me why a bean-backed currency would fail.

I don't think beans really rot. May be they go stale/rancid at worst, but are still edible

I don’t need to explain what’s already understood

>BEANS BEANS
>THEY MAKE ME SCREAM

Forgot my pic.

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sad brainlet

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THIS NIGGA TRADIN BEANS

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I say
>thinkin about them beans
every time my wife makes beans as a side for dinner. She doesn't get the reference or find it funny, but I do it anyway.

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What would be the best bean for this? Basedbeans?
Would we use GMO beans?

>I don't think beans really rot. May be they go stale/rancid at worst, but are still edible

Great stole of value then.

>I don’t need to explain what’s already understood
Truth is you just don't have a good argument. If you can trust FIAT, you can trust a bean-backed currency.

>What would be the best bean for this? Basedbeans?
Kidney beans.

I'm sold. Count me in OP

Lmao.

As a agronomist I like your idea, OP.

DIS NYGGA EATIN BEANS

Wtf this webm?

Beans, Beans, good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart the better you feel.
So eat your beans at every meal.

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Wtf the fuck lmao

I don't want flyover states to get rich

found the jew

FUCKING YES, SO MUCH THIS, YES
TAKE MY UPVOTE AND TROPHIES

>We need a bean-backed crypto.

Unironically commodities backed digital currencies are a really good idea.

or, you could put oil in a tractor and use it to farm many beans and then use that as the intrinsic value asset? you can even do different things with it like running a bean mill.

In a bean economy, tractors are the printers.