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Futures are supposed to be BLOODY what the fuck. Don’t people know QT starts tomorrow

....not good

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HOE ASS NIGGAZ B BUYIN PUTS
REAL NIGGAZ B SELLIN DA PUTS YA FEEL ME

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uh, bros?

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The blue balling is fucking unbearable.

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Maybe the market is pricing in the fact that QT will be as impactful as the rape hikes.

Boop!
youtu.be/TR3Vdo5etCQ

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Oil bullrun is over. EU sanctions marked the top. No bullish news left, just disappointment as producers surprise everyone and magically pull 2mm bpd supply out their ass, cucking their own profits.

The commodities super cycle thesis marches on

I'm going to buy puts on UONE when it hits $18, and there's nothing those big lips can do to stop me. It'll drop faster than yo hommie big slime, ya feel?

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Are midstream companies investable? Are they worth the tax headache?

>a stock discovers the cure for cancer
>gaps open the next day 1000%
>algos will drop the stock 999% just to fill the gap

I fucken hate what investing has become since they got in control.

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I’m all cash, how long do I have to wait for the Dow to dip below 23k again

futures don't mean anything unless they're green

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how does forever sound

BAC did me well today, glad i held over the weekend. INTC is fucking with me again. calls are up, but have pulled back slightly, we'll see what happens tomorrow. hopefully this week i can dump some of my holdings and concentrate on oil. fell for the "diversify" meme when i don't even have a 6 figure portfolio

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QT was communicated well in advance, which is why the Nasdaq got nuked down 25% already. It can still go lower, but it's priced in at this point.

Based little gay nigglet

Diversifying is still a meme even after getting 6 figures

Sounds like WeBull comments.

Coal.

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What ticker do I buy for this?

>Not buying calls to catch the rip up and then using the profits to buy puts to catch the rip down

Kek, that's detroit isn't it

>he thinks the incoming rate hike is priced in

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well, i'm not going to hit anything above 100k in this lifetime, so thats why i set the bar low

Indexfags always win. What are you talking about?

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Short cruise lines, long SIGA.

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Why do you think we've been pumping?

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>0.5%
>pumping

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gem

Exit pump

I had calls from 8->11.50 sold them for some nice profit, had intended to buy back in end of last week but got heemed on my puts against Dick's and Urban outfitters despite both missing earnings, so now I have to wait for my BYND and GME puts to print so I can swap that in for UONE calls.

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yo im pretty drunk and i shorted SHOP yesterday and i have some thoughts on SHOP

uranium