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I was a public defender for three years. My experience:

> half of my clients didn't think I was a "real" lawyer
>office was all young lawyers or people who had been there since the 90s
>people there longer than 10 years were always "brushing up" their resumes but never actually did anything to move on
>rule was "gone in 5 years or there forever"
>everyone bitched they weren't paid enough, yet few showed up to work before 9:30 and almost all left by 3:30 PM
>drinking, drinking, more drinking
>most of the office was overweight or fat
>basically 75% of the work was done by 3 or 4 lawyers out of an office of 20

>go to court
>file a motion
>ready to argue it
>judge stops me from talking and immediately denies it

>go to court
>unruly defendant
>judge directs me to talk to them
>they yell at me and spit in my face
>almost assault me
>try to get out of it
>judge appoints me to the case

>guilty plea
>guilty plea
>guilty plea

>do a trial
>jury deliberating for about 10 minutes
>guilty all counts

>private counsel paid $5k for the same case
>I was paid approximately $50-100
>judge laughs at the private lawyer jokes
>judge doesn't laugh at my jokes
>no one laughs
>im a public defender

Probably the greatest job I will ever have, thankfully I got out of it though I was turning extremely lazy

What do you do now?

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what do you do now ser?

civil lawyer, I make twice as much but I had some fun as a public defender. I miss it sometimes, but I am glad I moved on when I did. I could have worked there for 20 years.

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So much for "equal before the law".
As ever, cash pays freedom.