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>Live Streams
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>Educational Sites
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khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
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>Free Charts
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janniesarecocksuckingfaggots.com/they-do-it-for-free/
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>Screeners
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>Links for (you)
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention
sprc.org/
kidshealth.org/en/kids/sadness.html

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com

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FUCK

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Give it to me straight, /smg/: you're hung up on a woman you can't have, aren't you?

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>what it feels like to hold soxl

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>gfl x valk chronicles
holy fuck, when

My ex gf

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OIL BROS

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I am short DAX

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Remember that dividends are excellent during multi year recessions

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I used to be but now not anymore. For the first time in my life I stopped giving a shit about things like that and it's liberating

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>bullish news comes out for stock
>wallstreet dumps the stock so they can buy it cheaper

HOLY SHIT I FUCKEN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE STOCK MARKET AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE JEWS

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no

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GME CHADS WE WILL WIN

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so the algos switched on...

You’re going to see her soon and she’s gonna look hot and be available.

Why is the market going up? I'm all in on SQQQ at $55. I can't handle this.

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Whatever you gotta tell yourselves, as though it's my fault you glow so hard, you delusional and obvious fucks.

heh, boobs

Kinda mad the Jews hid the best Olsen sister from us for so long desu senpai.

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Biden announces USD will be backed by SOXL to end inflation and poverty

for me, it's cunny

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He said that about solar and electric vehicles too

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Ok we crabbed at the significant level of 415 all day. There surely is a violent move one way or the other tomorrow

Based reality writer.

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Can't wait for tomorrow to see what the true direction really is.

What an absolute retard

Salesforce earnings gamble? I good miss I. That overpriced piece of shit will send it to 80$

Is there any economic data due this week?

No one here actually posts like this, whatever retard it is they're performing for. 99% of the time, the only reason anyone on this website ever posts about loli shit is because feds want to ruin the site.
Kind of like they telegraphed in that wired article.
Kind of like they did on reddit for ten years.
Kind of like Dan Olsen.

QQQ DUMPO

Wow, what an eventful trading day!

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OOF

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violently right

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oil data every wednesday

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Swing masters rejoice
>YINN
>YANG

It's crab now, crab until November, just remember

DUMP YOU MOTHER BITCH

Fucking crab nigger option merchants win again

WHAT THE FUCK

Comfy Divies.

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Did I miss some bad news about SIGA? Did the Monkey stop spreading?

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it turns out holding SIGA makes you have monkey aids

Calm down Pajeet.

>REMEMBER
>REMEMBER
>THE CRAB TILL NOVEMBER

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SQWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Turns out it was a P&D all along.

I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU ARE MY BASTERD

Fuck monkeys

Not at all. Just a jew dump. I'm buying more calls on wensday hopefully it stays dowm.

>11th november
>rememberance crab
>1 minute crab at 11 o'clock

Anyone got past the paywall to the WSJ article that talks about OPEC giving Russia the green light to up production? It sounds like FUD bull shit to me. There’s no say the Saudis or the Emiratis would cut their profits just to help out Russia, would they?

Hey what was that book Maxwell was reading in public about dead spooks? I'm thinking about picking it up. Is it any good?

NTDOY
SOXL

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Hello fellow SGMD baggie

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It’s been two weeks and the meme disease is yet to kill anyone

Imagine buying tqqq at 70

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Nintendo sucks because they aren’t part of the US stock pump and dump algos

EAT
SHIT
MUMU

still better than torturing them
ever thought if theres something seriously wrong with you faggot?
humans are hardwired to not harm cute stuff

Sony is ironically up 11% this year and niggas still can't find a ps5 in sight

>NTDOY
I am not trading the autism which is Japanese tickers.

I'm hung up on the ultra hot coeds who throw themselves at me but I'm too scared to make a move. Being an attractive autist fucking sucks

I got fucked in the ass raw today and shit myself afterwards, biz... and not in a good way...

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Not as good as monkey torture videos

archive.today/qTqdK

Pretty sure if you're treated it's nothing. Plus it's primarily spread through the exchange of bodily fluids or touching sores.

Wow just wow

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Show pics of one

the nightmare is finally over until tomorrow

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INJECTED, not spread

That's a complete lie

The trick is that if a woman really likes you, it doesn't matter how retarded you are.

Hello!
>the new avenue of revenue is hibachi restaurant mixed with cannabis delivery

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so since we dont had cunnyposters for a while...?

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literally nothing happened today wow

Green for the month, in case you were curious, faggot. Suck my fucking dick.

aaaYO teacher BITCH. user is playing with stocks on his phone again.

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The fact that we didn’t give it all back today is bullish

Hol up are you that Maori fuck who just rebranded?

>Russia, one of the world’s three largest oil producers, agreed with OPEC and nine non-OPEC nations last year to pump more incrementally more crude each month, but its output is now expected to fall by about 8% this year.
>So far, there is no formal push for OPEC to pump more oil to make up for any potential Russian shortfall, but some members in the Persian Gulf have begun planning for an output increase sometime in the next few months, delegates said.
It almost seems like it's a way for Russia to NOT meet its expectations while OPEC does its normal target. It's a short ass article too ffs. Algorithmic trading was a mistake.

THE M0NK3YP0X MELTDOWN IS COMING
SELL NOW!!!

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its not, its the reason the concept of cuteness is even a thing

Breddy orderly close. Satisfactory.
Funny and cute pilled

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That was the point of my post. Fucking endless swinging.

No, I don't necessarily think that means it's time to help some sperg wreck your asses with a lawsuit lol

No, i dont think i will.

-.42% for the day
Could've been a lot worse I reckon

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I dont know why you care so much. It's just a fucking monkey and there is nothing cute about them

You should come knock on my door. I'd be so tempted to laugh in your faggot faces that I might even answer this time!

>red all day, oil stocks plummet
>last half hour of day, a meme pennystock I bought in the morning for shit and giggles jumps up %60
>end up making profit today
Only extra $200 but no complaints. XOM crashed on me hard

user i fully support any action against glowniggers
im not one of them
sorry if you got the impression

Yeah I was just wowing in solidarity with you. Like that other user said, the fact that we didn't give it all back immediately could be bullish.

Do you have cold beer?

We both understand the reference! Cool!

>Jew pump and dump
I figured that much. I shall keep holding.

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the saudis will save us all

SELL OIL
SELL OIL
SELL OIL

May is officially green. Eat that Bobo.

>last day of my stressful contracting job
>magic americans pumping my UONE stock
>took a big dump

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Dude government is suspending pending oil leases and not renewing a single contract come june 30th. Why you still in oil???

What meme stock?

Earnings are so wild. Salesforce beat. Earnings algo dumped from 160 to 150. Now back up to 162. Going all over the place

INDA etf my basterds

At first I was a happy little buck frolicking in the gcotton fields (+%3) but then I got broken (-%2)

>Prices fell off the highest since early March following reports OPEC+ may remove Russia from its quotas, leaving room for Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates to raise production prior to the September expiry of the group's agreement.
>leaving room for Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates to raise production
They keep repeating that line, when it seems like it's a way to 'leave room for Russia to lower production'. Algorithms take that and sell off the world's most important commodity by almost $5.

Source?

>SOXLshill on the right

all monkeys are either cute or they are literally able to rip you apart with bare hands
humans are not meant to kill monke
no sorry, i dont think i got it
i suppose you claim to be some ex-glownigger?