/smg/ - Stock Market General

Way to piss off the mods, you evil piece of shit who also manages to be an incompetent faggot and a lolcow.

Being evil is supposed to help you *avoid* looking like a complete and total pussy and a clown, just btw. You might want to check on that.

Dude I love animals, I just fucking hate Monkeys. Fuck these little tree rats. Besides buying selling monkey torture videos is a good side hustle.

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What are the bearish factors for oil?

stop personally attacking me

Then why are we red?

>I hate these unpaid jannies so much
upvoted sirbro

Stop posting my gf without my permission you asshole

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But the market's been sour all day

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It is if you bought 2 years ago and sold a month ago, not so much for you retards who all fomo'd in the past week

You first, bitch.

You will always be a nigger

What's evil about torturing monkeys? These things would torture you if given the chance.

we topped.
going to $70 now.

Now this is the kind of imagery we need posted.

Face it crude oil is going the way of whale oil. Invest in disruptive innovation.

Casting my most powerful psychic magicks to lower the price of oil

And its working

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>oil doesnt pump off of confirmation that eu is banning russian oil
>oil dumps on a rumor that may or may not be true that maybe opec will pump more despite them indicating otherwise for months
I hate trading oil so much. Its just a pool of retards.

Algorithmic sell off on news headlines.

MUMUBROS?!?!?!!

This market action today is hilarious.
>EU sanctions Russian oil
>oil sells off
>tankers sell off too
>refiners sell off too
>even coal/NG stocks are selling off
>General market indexes are higher
What, are we just running on fairy dust now?

Yes!

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How hard did you guys go into oil jfc?

I shall remind everyone that oil flash crashed from about $120 to $105 because of a story saying the UAE wanted to increase production which turned out the next day to be refuted.
But it did pump like $2 on that news yesterday desu and was higher today. It's a "partial ban". They're not banning oil coming from pipelines, just being shipped.

Have you tried torturing and sacrificing a monkey? That always makes spells more powerful.

only untermenschs enjoy torturing animals

The fed is going to print so much money that we just burn dollar bills to power internal combustion engines instead of oil

we're pricing in the coming great depression and m0nk3yp0x p4nd3m1c

if by torturing a monkey you mean masturbating then yes, i try like 8 times a day

Ive been increasing my position as the bear cases have been decreasing, but it pumps and dumps with no rationality so holding it is terrifying

Only a cuck loves Monkeys.

yeah time to bring back comfy i reckon

A lot of anons are in oil, it's a smart play, and talk about it most days; but on days where it's in the top of the news it gets talked about more desu.