Word of advice for my strong blooded bros here...

word of advice for my strong blooded bros here, nothing better than pressing your nose against a woman's butthole feeling it pulse as she passes a fart from the deepest part of her small intestine, then sniffing as hard as you can like your life depended on it holding it in your lungs for a good 10-15 seconds allowing enough time for it to enter the blood stream leaving you feeling euphoric like ingesting a psychedelic opening your third eye allowing you to communicate with 4th dimension beings for a small moment of time (0.75 milliseconds) which feels like 3 life times

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imagine the friggin' smell, though

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

same at 32

Imagine the amount of fools that fall for this and end up in absolute disgust if not vomiting after sniffing human shit.

COOOOOMMMM COOMMMMM COOOOOMMM

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farts are disgusting user

This but 49

maybe it's time you have sex

okay but how do you meet new people?

Once I was really horny and licked a girls asshole. It tasted bad. Do I have worms now?

uhhhh have sex incel

y'all need to check your T levels

I am 24 years old and I have kissed a girl

i am 38 and definitely had sex plenty, but never, ever smelled a delightful deep brap nor have really even put my face into a girls butthole. i brought it up to my gf and she laughed and thought i was kidding "eww user no we can't do that"
>mfw

unironically turn off your computer and go outside

i'm so horny but don't have a gf

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I take walks but it's always the same people, mostly old people
I guess I'll have to venture into cities

you should have stuck your tongue deeper that's where it tasted sweeter

thats whats its made for bud. keep sniffing brother.

why

>which feels like 3 life times
There's better ways to get your DMT, user, it's in grass for chrissake

is that a woman?

Probably because I'm incapable of flirting/showing sexual interest without feeling as if I'm being extremely rude at the same time

It just never happened

why do you think you feel rude when showing interest? doesn't have to be sexual at first

scat fetish is linked to low T and high estrogen

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See Any Forums coomer

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Get yourself a big booty prostitute

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The issue is that I'm basically incapable of flirting/showing sexual interest because it feels "out of character" like I'm not being myself. And it's not like I think girls don't enjoy being flirted with, I see other guys flirting with girls and girls even enjoying it.

But it just that it feels absolutely wrong and turbocringe to myself whenever I try it, nothing about it feels natural or right whatsoever. In fact it feels pretty much like this pic related meme, even from my side
>doesn't have to be sexual at first
I have no problem with standard small talk and conversations. Anything beyond that is just alien territory to me though.

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I’m ugly, weird, and poor

hmm ok
has a girl ever showed interested in you?

that's because you probably jerk off every day and have no ounce of urge in you.

fuck a brothel prostitute or escort and get it out of your system. women shit and fart just like men and on top of that they bleed from their legs for a week once a month. stop building them up so much you cuck. once you do this you can finally ascend to become a SNIFF bro

why is she not wearing underwear? or does she plan to wear over her pantyhose?

I thinks she's wearing that G-string type of lingerie.

farts are disgusting
but assholes smell delicious