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SMG WILL SEETH

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I WONDER WHAT KIND OF INFORMATION/ALERTS YOU GET ABOUT NEW POLICY INFO IF YOU HAVE A BLOOMBERG TERMINAL

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MOS is ripping today. Weird, because there were all these bearish articles posted last week about how fertilizer was over.

eg: seekingalpha.com/article/4514694-mosaic-sell-before-everyone-else-does

Ex-div is tomorrow though so it'll dip anyway

It's not fixed until the preview no longer shows me the post title so I click /gme/ troll links by accident.

It most certainly will. Zim is going down

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dumb phone poster

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I am consdiering dumping my portfolio
and only buying WEAT, potash and maybe DRV
based on what's happening in canada with guns and the weird train derailment and this world wide manufactured famine

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Just woke up. I see the SIGA sisters aren't having a great day. If only someone had warned them ahead of time...

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Surely nobody here is still holding on to puts right?

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As long as you buy under 100, gme is a good turn around.

uh, wtf just happened?

This chart is neither bullish nor bearish. Help. I want to be bullish but this rally has been sus fr

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Too bad I'm already rich

>everyone on the entire planet can readily perceive how hard this market glows

>line goes up uninhibited
>hits upper end of standard deviation channel
>dumps uninhibited
>hits low end of standard deviation channel
>pumps uninhibited
>rinse
>repeat

Yup. I'm thinking algos. Literally what human is buying or selling right now?

Quick, draw some more pointless lines on it maybe the future will reveal itself to you

SPY will never be below 400 again.

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Instead of selling for 44% profit, I sold for 34% Rocker. I can't complain. I will re-enter if it goes under 10

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Under 10,000

415 is the resistance
We crabbing

Getting real sick of this market boys……

>Penny up
>Penny down
This is not a healthy way to live

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What the fuck happened?

That soulless fucking worker just picking his shit up and leaving without doing anything?

What the fuck?

He makes 12 rupees an hour, he doesn't get paid enough to deal with that kinda stuff

I just bought XOM, GUSH, ERX, OXY, and USO today. how fucked am I oil bros?

Not his problem.

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I’m so fucking close to getting ITM on my long dated commodities calls. This market is blue balling me on purpose.

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Don't worry, you'll have buying opportunities sub $5 here real soon.

Well, you bought high. Remember to sell low and you have completed the destiny of the bizraeli.

i promise, i won't think about you at all

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Bookmark the url in my pic

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Oh sweaty sweet summer child, it will never go under 9.50

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guy was faking it, notice how the guy who touches his arm doesn't get shocked

I’m feeling the urge to gamble a few thousand on SPY. Should I wait for a better time or try and swing it now? For the record I’ve blown up my account every time.

what a gay crabby day

say it with me
C___ M_____

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Is this achievable natty?

fml bayhorse just pumped to 0.16

Cum Mummy?

You will learn.

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Yeah I'm thinking I should just get

It's literally, unequivocally, irrevocably, absolutely not is problem.