/smg/ - Stock Market General

i cant stop farting :(

oooo?

bobo are you OK??
>bobo are you OK??
bobo are you OK??
>bobo are you OK??
better than your retarded schizoid rantings

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Making the trek to the kitchen, get anyone anything?

You know your love
Keep on lifting
Higher
Higher and higher

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no

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Oooooooooooo

I need an oreo blizzard NOW bro

Please saying youre also shidding

NOT REALLY!
>/R/MUMUSANDBOBOS
THAT'S ALSO NOT WHAT SCHIZOID MEANS IDIOT

my $420 spy weeklies might go ITM this week lol

Bo-Bros what the fuck is going on?!?

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Any idea when QT starts specifically? I know June but when in June?

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This is wild

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poopy

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I actually could make that kek, but are Trader Joe’s Oreos ok?

TQQQ Calls and chicken tenders my fellow Any Forumsrealite

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We’re green for the rest of the week

also why did R6 Siege get a fucking a Yakuza 2 collab

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:(
Did Biden poo instead of pee?

no you calling everyone a glownigger is actually very textbook schizoid behavior. take your meds that the nice doctor gave you.

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THE STOCK MARKET IS LITERALLY FAKE AND HAS BTS SETPOINTS LIKE IN CHINA
BECAUSE DEMOCRATS ARE IN OFFICE, AND THEY JUST LET THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY GUT SOCIETY HOWEVER THEY PLEASE

No cap, this shit ain bussin

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Get me a martini, 12 cl Beefeater 2 cl Noilly Prat vermouth

nooooo we greeen again reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

holy shit bro, you are driving a hard bargain

WeBull will give me 12 shares for depositing 1 dollar? Am I missing something here?

spy $420.69 EOD

>failed dump

So we're back in a bull market right?

WTF WAS THAT

I DON'T SAY THE N WORD
YOU ARE GLOWFAGGOTS

SPY calls or puts?

Looks fine to me

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this is happening because I sold all my TQQQ
if I buy back in the market will start tanking again

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The part where they exit scam with all of your cash?

/smg/ still can't grasp what a bear market rally is ffs.

CHPT calls getting slammed

ER after the bell

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Why do we keep going up?

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get in faggot we're going to 45.

IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL BECAUSE THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION DELIBERATELY MADE IT THAT WAY
THEY NEED YOU TO RETURN TO THE LABOR POOL SO WAGES CAN BE LOWER
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID, AT LEAST, SO I ASSUME THAT'S WHY

>QT starting in June
>only halfway through with planned rate hikes
yeah totally a golden bullrun tomorrow
all in on calls my fellow ape

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kwab

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>they don't know what a bear market rally is

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THEY DON'T WANT AUTOMATION AND UBI
THEY WANT YOU OUT THERE SUCKING DICK SO THEY CAN STILL FEEL IMPORTANT

>exit scam with his cash
>$1
Worth the risk, desu senpai

It happens all month, they stop rolling maturities. Go take a look at the SOMA holdings if you want to know the specific maturities for that day

everything will start dumping again if i do
my fed handler always does this shit with me

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This marker wants HIGHER

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>he thinks the market gives a fuck about QT

Lol.

sorry only fardings

Fed is the biggest holder of equities.

You could have stopped this.

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Why is everything pumping, two threads ago I was promised a bloodbath.
WHERE'S MY FUCKING RED

YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

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well those digits dont lie, stay away faggot

>bears

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Sorry, you got hoodwinked by ironic /smg/ bros it happens to dumb faggots

Market is being gay and got the ape pox. Its literally ogre.

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Why aren't you option trading in this environment?

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we tried to warn you
you didn't listen

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wait for tomorrow
certain inflation metrics were greater than expected today
tomorrow if the same will drop the market. the hotter the economy the faster we need to crash

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I feel like I just have to short the rip, but I fear getting fucked like last time I bought the dips
On other hand global inflation is going make our savings worthless...

Please check to make sure, sirs.
That was two threads ago, Jack.

I farted and shit myself today at work and tossed my underwear in the trash. Is this bullish or bearish?

because most options expire worthless

heemed

are they okay?

spy going green lmao what a clown market

I bought a call today *smiles and winks at you*

You can sell before they expire dumb dumb

they just wanted a nap :)

you have to ask the jannies this one, they are the only ones qualified to answer this.

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Just took my short profits. This pump is lasting all week

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Damn son
Was it green or red?

>We are pumping
Peak clown market

Holy shit.

This pump out of nowhere is such obvious goyium bait.

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i am the cramer of /smg/

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Lamo look how much overbought everything is

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>all these salty bobos

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I didn’t know the market can climb at this kind of rate. It might end stalling.

COOL BUYBACK

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RETURN TO NORMAL

Shill me a stock under $5

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BOBO NO

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>posts finnish FAS mutt
>makes retard statement
Lol whoa, wtf is happening, user. You okay?

my penis
oh you said dollars not inches

> penny stocks
Just buy a scratch off ticket gambler.

oh look at that market
who would have guessed

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remember to feed the web scrape algos

SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL

SIDU

nigger don't you know that elon musk is only rich because his daddy had a pennystock mine in south africa??

I am going all in on GME

do this with their underlyings too

S.

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GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME

TRY SELLING $SQQQ NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD

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>twitch, twitch

I can't believe the one time I use soxl poster as a top signal to buy soxs the fucking thing dumps.

my only happyness is we will go down faster than we go up