OIL CHADS REPORT IN.
UCO here.
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It’s literally over today isn’t it
Sometimes I think oil's ended its bull run.
Then I remember its first digit isn't yet 2.
Buy Low, Sell Lower, Buy Again, Sell Even Lower
Never Recover
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Today's the day!
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Surely futures don't mean much right and we will continue the pumps from last week right?
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>broad market is down 1%
>/smg/ shits itself
BEST. ECONOMY. SINCE. EVER!
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>FXI
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>they could have just bought oil
>they poo poo'ed it
>they were smug
>they said they were going to short it at $100
>they are holding stinky tech bags
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WHY TF IS SIGA DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nope, it's all over. Futures never mean anything, we are in clown world.
Rate my make it watch
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More or less (we certainly have less supply flexibility than 2008). Inflation adjusted $140 is right about $200 nowadays.
OIL
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>oil massively up
>market down
So we've reached that stage huh
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they already had a stockpile of vaccines ready for this nothing burger pox
First time with a Biden pump and dump?
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rate my portfolio
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>posted in the dying thread again
let's say I put $ 10,000 on S&P 500, how much money will I gain in dividends in a year?
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Ah fuck.. Americans killing our gains again
Does it come with cargo pockets?
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I bought one share of SQQQ
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