Hmm... Not bad wagie... Perhaps... A little more heavy on the cream next time? Yes...
Hmm... Not bad wagie... Perhaps... A little more heavy on the cream next time? Yes
Chase Cruz
Henry Wilson
>Most semen ends up in a sock. Mine - in your belly
Anthony Barnes
>wow, great job user, those donuts were brilliant
>don't tell my wife, but I sneaked in two before lunch
>oh, the job?
>well you certainly have a lot of experience but i'm afraid we're not hiring for a similar position right now
>keep an eye out for some exciting opportunities posted on our careers website!
Jayden Smith
Ewww carbs. No thanks.
Julian Collins
The absolute state.
Isaiah Hall
This made me irrationally angry.
Thomas Collins
This is why i never got a real job i own a farm and sell potatoes instead kek.
Thomas Roberts
why are amerishits so cringe
Thomas Long
>but ive already applied online months ago
Jace Flores
Looks like a British rag tho.
Brit culture is extremely cringe
Nathaniel Perry
I don't got online dawg
Luke Smith
what kind of world does this guy live in. Who would take something like that and eat it. Eating random food from people that you never asked food from? What is in the food?
No I am not autistic I have been tested and I am normal. I would just never eat food from a stranger and I don't know anyone else who would in this day and age.
Hunter Hughes
>employer version of lets just be friends and just bee yourself
Jack Martin
I hire college grads every year. My boss is adamant about not giving special weight to resumes because of shit like this. I'd laugh him out of the room.
Christian Martin
>hate current job
>decide to find a new one
>talk to friend who works at tech company
>"yeye user, send me your cv we're really crying out for people right now"
>"yeye its more than you get paid"
>"yeye its work from home"
>overqualified but it pays more lets see what happens
>better credentials, experience and education level than friend
>send cv
>Oh gee, sorry user. My boss checked the CV and he said it was great but we're not currently recruiting
>he said we're waiting on people to retire and then he'll call
Its niggerlicious looking for work
Mason Turner
What do you look for in a resume user? Assuming you work in tech/compsci?
Isaac Nelson
How many acres do I need to farm potatoes to make a lower/middle class income user? I've got 5 of nice silt rn.
Nolan Hill
Because normies refuse to believe that restaurant wagies sneeze and spit in their food. Any food from a restaurant is safe and Kung flu compliant. Just like how normalniggers think doctors are infallible because they went to school for a decade. They don't make mistakes (unless it inconviences the normie) and they'd never fuck someone over for their own benefit. Normies are braindead.
Christian Cruz
I remember reading that salad greens is best if you don't have much land
I live in an apartment btw
Evan Bennett
Good for you user, just wanted to say that you are doing a real and valuable work.
Being a depressed wagie sitting in a front of coomputer 9 hrs a day so that some bitch can twerk online isn't a "real" or dignified job.
Angel Hernandez
You only live once user