/smg/ - Stock Market General

Comfy in my jammies edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (you)
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention
sprc.org/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com

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Sex with anime girls.

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gay af bro

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Everyone laugh at the idiots that took their GME gains and put it into TSLA. Tesla has lost everything it gained since then

Oil?

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Red futures, News promising oil price hikes.
Yeah I'm thinking this week will be very red.

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OIL

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How was everyone's weekend? Anyone do anything fun?
Oil :D

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Sure bro. I bet you believe having sex with girls is gay.

>Futures

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ok this is based.

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this gives me an idea

>Would you want the celebrity CEO tripping on mushrooms at your wedding? Well, one lucky couple got to experience it first hand. (Elon Musk/Ari Emanuel's wedding)

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>he doesn't want free 30% dividend a year

>futures

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Went fishing. Set up some Monday cheapie buy orders.

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what is it my man?

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I remember the retards telling me in Q4 2020 to sell my oil as Biden was elected, because muh EV meme, muh oil is finished, muh oil is the past, muh oil going to sub 30$ again.

How funny. Never change, /smg/.

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idk how hard is he tripping? Small amounts of psilocybin would be a happy experience for a wedding.

Nice, same. We also cooked a bunch of fish we'd caught this year. Some perch, catfish, and trout.

Driving home from work and accidentally tuned in to CBC radio. Holy shit it's so bad. Just constant climate propaganda. They're being especially bold about soecific dates now. Gotta be net zero by 2035, gotta get all the cars electric, muh wind and solar can totally handle all the demand.
Wow.

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OIL

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Any millionaires here?

im thinkin were back

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Why would anyone say that? EV NEEDS oil in order to survive, electricity doesn't fucking make itself

i bought PBR soon before they made the shares ex dividends but I had to sell because bolsonaro is meddling with it

Biden is about to strategically release all over your face

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>Oil Rises to the Highest Since March as China Readies to Lift Lockdowns, US Driving Season Begins
>fed giving up
>EU oil ban (of some kind, not sure the specifics)
>Biden still won't do anything
We could unironically see $6 national average in a month.
They're green though.

“Mexican cuisine”

oil fired power plants aren't really common user.

Real question is why Elon is hanging out with a bunch of Hollywood fags

>why Elon is hanging out with a bunch of Hollywood fags
(((why))) indeed

It's almost if he's an actor, playing a role. Man I've been drinking too hard to think this hard.

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Markets are bussin

we are going to $150 EZ

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DONT YOU TALK ABOUT DADDY ELONG MUSKRAT LIKE THAT

Stock price didn't even budge on the news (it went down the exact amount of the dividend and stayed there). It kept moving up with oil (faster than big ones like xom) throughout.

Is it too late to jump onto the oil train?

Could be worse. NPR radio in the US is a non-stop firehose of nigger worship propaganda. If they talk about global warming guaranteed it's how it affects niggers more

>>EU oil ban (of some kind, not sure the specifics)
Embargo on russia oil

LOL the "oil is finished" meme is laughable. Yes EV will cut down the use of gas/diesel but ho hum your merely switching one fuel for another. Electric is still generated by meh fossil fuels mostly. So all your doing is just putting more strain on the electric grid. Also the products that use oil as part of the components is shockingly long not to mention the uh lubrication in your engine,other parts.