My boomer dad unironically told me to “pull myself up by my bootstraps”
My boomer dad unironically told me to “pull myself up by my bootstraps”
Kayden Allen
Brandon Robinson
You're a fucking loser.
Owen James
Did you tell him that's physical impossible?
Benjamin Cruz
Well did you look him right in the eyes, give him a firm handshake and say “I’m your guy”?
Julian Richardson
Shoula pulled your cock out and started masturbating desu.
Logan Hernandez
Tell him yet another HR roastie told me they're going with a POC after wasting my time for 3 months. This is Jewish capitalism.
Dylan Martin
You’re a frogposter. You are an embarrassment and he’s right. But he should take some blame for letting you become a frogposting incel loser
Josiah Peterson
If you don't I'm cutting your out of the will. You're not my real son anyway
Zachary Rivera
If you were living in his house when he told you to, he might be right
Cameron Rivera
At the gym. 3 more reps user, you got this
Elijah Robinson
Did you do it?
Camden Foster
That's what you should do
Oliver Butler
How fucking old are you if your dad is a boomer?
Ayden Bell
kill your dad
Christian Fisher
My dad wouldn't cosign but when he learned of my investments he asked me who I have in my will
Aiden Young
Put your dad in the cumzone
Jace Hill
Did he just tell you to cope?
Josiah Gonzalez
buy an apartment in the metaverse and a nft of a tv, then tell him how much it all cost and he will pog
easy man
Nicholas Baker
>buy an apartment in the metaverse and a nft of a tv
you can use lovelace to make a gaming room in that bathroom lmao
Daniel Long
tell him he'll die without grandchildren
Grayson Thompson
23
Owen Ramirez
oh you're just stupid
Austin Ward
hm?