I'm finally a homeowner! Stay mad rentoids

I'm finally a homeowner! Stay mad rentoids.

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>cropper like 2/3rds of the listing
Not saying this looks good but post lot.

Congrats dude but seriously it's not smart to doxx yourself. The address is literally right there. Delete the thread, just a word of advice.

comfy

>in a trailer park where one of the streets is Earnhardt Drive

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Its still listed
zillow.com/homedetails/517-Oliver-Rd-Venus-FL-33960/45203394_zpid/

Sir, OP is obviously posting in jest.

I'd move the head of the bed away from the toilet seat.

1 acre

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Looks nice, congrats user

It's a joke, dummy

Digits of truth, checked

Happy for you user but that honestly looks like a death trap better hope it doesn't catch fire, there's a reason burger mcmansions use drywall it acts as a firebrick and slows down the spread of flames in your walls

What if you have a hot date over?

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That's a literal shed

>sold $7,000
>listed $100,000
>147% year on year gain expectation
you have got to be having a fucking chuckle...

Zestimate is $96k chud

Excuse me is this Venus, Texas?

>Zestimate is $96k chud
my humblest apologies user

Congratulations. Also it looks like shit. You have a lot of work cut out for you.

Enjoy the mosquitos and alligators and 90+ degree humid days and also the florida strip malls the surround ur boggy shithole.

Holy kek I just noticed that. the absolute state of fly over fags