So uhh I just got from a ban and decided to take a break. The fuck happened? Nasdaq was at 11.6k last time I checked. Did jpow say something, minutes came out? Ahould I go long on VIX?
fed basically said they were planning 2-3 more hikes and then were considering pausing them
Jackson Fisher
Somalis can't survive the harsh Michigan climate.
Kayden Butler
Nothing says "America" like a proudly featured H&R Block, reminding you that the government hates you want will take all your money and give you nothing in return, instead opting to spend that money on illegal aliens and Israel.
Had a fucking Washtenaw road crew semi-truck kick a goddamn rock at my window and it cracked my windshield, then later in the week had a giant fucking Michigan pot hole crack my muffler loose. This state is fucked.
Why the fuck is the market closed, fucking Americans
Lucas Lopez
Kek that's exactly what I was doing. I'm practically agoraphobic. Would rather watch like a creep from a distance than be bothered to run the risk of actually talking to someone.
Asher Evans
Today is a great day for America, and therefore the world.
Julian Russell
kek, herpes hands has to stare at that all day next to a dicks building on top of a doll store. > stares blankly into my monitor from my pod in a urban hellhole
Wyatt Hall
IT'S WORSE. FUTURES ARE OPEN AND GREEN. WHICH MEANS IT'S GUARENTEED GAP UP TOMORROW. I DIDN'T GET IN SOXL ON FRIDAY
I just came back from Mexico. Their roads are literally 10x better than the ones in America. Probably because they are mostly toll roads. Paying taxes for roads is a really good way to scam people out of their money to pay for Jamal’s EBT card.
Dylan Lewis
We gotta remember those who died for Israel (keeps the jews happy)
you had two weeks to buy as value stocks consolidated up while the market crabbed... if you were specifically watching tech then wtf were you waiting for?
Cameron Kelly
>Market's closed due to MonkAIDS
Dominic Barnes
Why are there many fucking pirate niggers in Minneapolis then?
Austin Ross
oil to stop pumping
Blake Diaz
>looking at a copy of my old portfolio statement in 2017 > just a constant reminder that ive lost roughly 104k since then
Can't speak for all of the US but here in Michigan we are world renowned for having the worst roads in the country. Every governor running for office runs their campaign on fixing the roads and then literally does nothing once they're in office. Whitmer's entire campaign slogan was "fix the damn roads". The roads have literally never been worse. There are just giant chunks of road missing on US-23. It's a fucking embarrassing.
