Squidward the type of nigga to be all in doge

squidward the type of nigga to be all in doge

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I think this is a perfect time to get this off my chest, but

I have always wanted to fuck SpongeBob

Huge respect

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>Spongebob
Bitcoiner but dabbles in all sorts of crypto

>Patrick
Nocoiner. Holds precious metals.

>Sandy
Ethereum.

>Mr. Krabs
Bitcoin maxi

>Plankton
Bitcoin SV.

>Squilliam
Sort of like the Elon Musk of the Spongebob universe. Pumped Dogecoin just by talking about it, Squidward bought his bags at the top and thinks that he'll restart the moon mission.

>Squidward
LINK

>Krabs
USDC

>Plankton
XMR

>mrs.puff
Bought shib at the too.

>Old Man Jenkins
LTC

>Gary
Satoshi Nakamoto

Flying Dutchman
>dogbat

checked

He's a redditor nocoiner or Any Forumsposter

Nigga im cryin lo

>My leg! Guy
XRP

Squidward is the kind of guy who buys the coins for the fundamentals and demoralized once he sees SpongeBob making it with crap like dogcoins. Then he gives some to Patrick and both make it. In a desperate attempt, Squidward sells his BTC/ETH/LINK to FOMO into dogcoins just when the ride is over, basically buying and holding the top.
SpongeBob and Patrick are redditors who believe in the diamond hands meme and never sold their bags, thus not making it and going back down to their initials.

All of this while Mr. Krabs goes berserk watching SpongeBob making and losing so much money in the process.

I always had a huge crush on Sandy Cheeks and I can't tell anybody because normies think it's weird because its furshit and furries think it's weird because I guess she's not furry enough

this

funilly enough I don't think he'd have fallen for the aUST scam

>Bubble Bass
Zcash

>Perch perkins
cardano

>Flats the Flounder
Link

SpongeBob buys bitconch, becomes a neet and tells Mr. Shekelkrabs he’s not coming into work anymore

>Patrick
Lost his entire life savings longing 100x on BTC

checked
he lost his rock

Karen - ICP/XRP 50/50 split schizo portfolio

Chocolate!!!!! Guy - all in ADA

Patrick - all in Wownero, stay hidden under the rock but don't take things too serious either

SpongeBob's Parents - Stabled up collecting interest

Doodle Bob - Luna but he got out at the top

Barnacle Boy - Hbar