What are some ways to make fuck you money if you literally will do whatever it takes (legally)

What are some ways to make fuck you money if you literally will do whatever it takes (legally)

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get a job

Kneepads

Scam, steal, murder, anything unethical and illegal is pretty profitable

Get ripped and be a male escort for older men. You will get groped a lot and you will probably end up with a dick in your ass at the end but technically it is legal.

drug trafficking
be prepared to spend 20+ years in jail tho

I have a job that pays ok but it's not enough and not fast enough

t. learned 2 code

Be really good at something and then promote it on social media and if you’re good , the money will come

learn to draw furry shit

only frens a.k.a kneepads

To make easy fuck you money you should be willing to break some laws. Have a good method and the risk is pretty minimal if you want me to drop a gem on you

Be a female

start a crypto project on the next bull run, bring it to 100 mil, sell for a few millions, then leave the investors holding the bag kek

Alright fuck it

Alright lil nigga. Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna buy mimosa hostilis root bark and you're gonna make Dimethyltryptamine.
The easiest way to get started is to look up 'cybs boro' and follow that guide to a T. You'll need to spend a few hundred in supplies and plant material. Don't tell anyone you're doing this and if you live with other people rent out some cheap hotel room or airbnb that has a kitchen/kitchenette and do the extraction there.
Doing this will not take long and will yield you freebase dmt. Once you have this dmt you can either sell it outright or turn it into carts to give you even more money.
You're not gonna sell this a gram at a time or one cart at a time. What you're gonna do here is find one or two trustworthy people and sell to them in bulk. Keep the amount of crimes you're committing to an absolute minimum and mitigate risk however you can. If you're totally autistic you'll be at a disadvantage. If you know any dealers, psychonauts or hippie/work type people ask them privately and try and get linked up with someone. Use a burner number, don't give your full name to who you're selling to, and don't let them know where you live.
If you do this correctly you'll have a revenue stream of several thousands of dollars a month for maybe a few hours of time at most.

>legally
lol ngmi

>legally
There’s your problem

Bump so some user out there might benefit

Legally? Cartels can funnel whatever they please across the border while normies pump the cartels bitcoin bags. If you're a cuck to the law you're unironically ngmi

have you tried this?
I (or SWIM back in 2008 or in minecraft now) extracted some in 2008/9. back the bark off ebay. they don't sell it anymore. lifetime ago, don't think it's popular enough to deal. but maybe things have changed

Unironically this

Invest something. I can even tell you what: motherboard bus connectors are the biggest botteneck in out current computing tech. Solve this problem and I guarantee you'll be richer than Bezos.