I've been given £1000 to invest. What should i do?

I've been given £1000 to invest. What should i do?

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How about this, Mates:

>First, 3 BNB + 0.5% of total buys
>Second, 2 BNB + 0.3% of total purchases
>Third, 1 BNB + 0.2% of total buys
>Each buy, equal to or more than 0.2 BNB will be eligible as a ticket
>Total award is 1% of total purchase
>No hold restriction, free to sell or add liquidity
>From 31st may 12:00 PM UTC - To 3rd june 12:00 PM UTC

Could all be checked at Moox project

>Hey gov'na, wanna take o lick at dis pussah

Bitcoin. Everything else is a meme.

I'd just save it, look at the macroeconomic factors, we're way overdue a few years of pain
Maybe when your £1000 invested now would be worth £500, you can start averaging in.
This is my plan anyway, build up my cash reserves as a buffer against ridiculous food and fuel prices.

What makes you think shes british?

Wtf does this mean?

You reckon? I thought it was gonna crash. Should i use metamask?

I dont need much user, just £5000

>if you don't own a house and want to
put it in a stock and shares lisa for a bonus 25%, acquire commodities directly or via index/etf. dca in up to £4k per tax year. if you pull it out for anything other than a house you'll lose 25%.
>if you don't care about the housing pyramid
same thing in a stocks and shares isa. pull it out without cgt or penalties when we reach the real crypto bottom for cheapies.

That man has no pussah, gov'na

Yeah i dont want to own a home just yet, i just want to grow to around £5k by September 2022.

The moment i own a home the government will take it from me.

5x in three months means you'll have to roll the dice in the shitcoin casino or play with leverage. you won't be able to park it in anything and leave with the current macro. if you decide to do that, start small (

>What makes you think shes british?

She looks very British

Fuck... its not my money, some scaghead chav loaned it me after i was talking about stocks. Said he'd throw me in the canal if i lost it. Stressed out desu. Need to turn it into £5k. What coins are look tasty?

Yeah in the first pic she defo looks like one of ours. The second pic yeah nah, i dont see any anglo in that. Sorry, we only produce roses in our isles.

Look at her name. @LeftAtLondon

Dont know pal, my only interaction with twitter is through Any Forums.

London? Could be the irish london, or the australian london. Tbh she looks like an aussie.

>right pic
Imagine the smell

Shes a 10/10 in bongland

Don't need to when it's obv6shes British

that's why you don't mess with these "thicc" nerdy looking bitches because they almost always get gross like this

women that don't get gross:

>How about this, Mates:
lmao 100% indian

>getting bullied into investing
>how can I easily x5 my money in 3 months
user you sound like a fucking retard genuinely kys

poojeets are getting desperate, it must stink in your cubicle dothead.

>What makes you think shes british?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha pic related is you

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women are ANGELS you hear me? ANGELS