>26 years old

>only $108,000 in cash, $12,500 in a mutual fund, and a measly $3,000 in crypto
>everyone else my age has more than me and makes more than me effortlessly without even knowing anything about personal finance

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stfu pussy. Crying about the past/present doesn't do anything. All you can do is take actions to better your position.

Why are you holding so much in cash? Unless you are trying to have a downpayment on a car or house, put that shit into some ETF like the SPY if you don't want to think. Otherwise, buy some blue chip stocks or Google right now. Who cares if you lose money this year? Just make long term plays and don't look at the account. You will win in the long run. Cash is worthless, put it in something, literally anything.

>29
>Don't have near that amount
Shut up wuss

>26 years old
>Crippling disease
>27 years old
>go broke undergoing surgeries to remove a major organ and remediate disease
>28 years old
>slug my way up from 0 to $10k saved
>29 years old
>turn GF into fiancee
>broke again thanks to the wedding jew
>30 years old
>wife
>baby daughter
>own $150k in house equity
>~$40k in precious metals
>$40k in crypto
>$125k in the bank
>$5k in stonks

I'm still very poor. But I basically made up for a decade of losses in a single year. Chin up. Saddle yourself with responsibility and invest those dollarydoos.

Demoralization thread

Congratulations user

>17yo
>brother died in battle over local lord's claim for neighbouring land
>sister died of smallpox at 8
>mother is sick, probably possessed by devils
>8 pigs, they're not mine, I just look after them
>can't even afford to get my sins absolved, will never get out of purgatory
Fuck sake lads I'm never going to make it, might just take a longbow and shoot it skywards, put an end to this shit

Thanks user. It's worth noting almost all of this increased value came from hard work, intelligent plans, and strategic risk. I had almost no capital starting last year to gain from.

Most people in their 20's have like 2k in their bank account, you'll be ok.

How did you manage to scrape together 210k in a year plus home equity starting from 0?

then kill yourself faggot

bp

Youre like the richest man on Earth

People on Any Forums are so stupid that they respond seriously to OPs like this, complete with frog.

wid spurdo inu even a poorfag lige yu gan mage id :DD

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ignore demoralization thread. kys nigger

>Born with nothing not even clothes on my back.
>Family lives in the roughest part of town
>Have to work my way up from having to eat crackers and peanut butter for dinner while paying all my money for family needs leaving me no savings
>Can’t afford to go to college or leave my family to fend for themselves
>Randomly buy a scratch ticket on my 26th birthday
>mfw I won 30 million dollars and never have to work or worry about my family again

>33
>have $10k
>tried for 8 yrs at this point
>getting nowhere slowly
>going to stop trying in like 10 yrs
>will become a scourge on society
>will commit my full free time to righting wrongs and destroying any civility

>88% of net worth is cash
>NGMI

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At least you don't have most of your money in crypto and have to watch it drop down further every day OP

Gratz if true

that is fucking retarded, guaranteed dip coming