Investing in poor nightlife or save / Croatia Split

>really think about investing in a rental car
btw. probably sunken cost effect will get me to lose more money to make it better which I can't.

hahahaahaha you will be seen as nothing more than a filthy gypsy in eastern europe, and it couldn't be more true. as to you, op, croatian girls are hot as fuck if you are rich or well connected, I know because they frequently travel to where I live.

>croatian girls are hot as fuck if you are rich or well connected
I have money and heard they are easy to get because gold digging (I live in Dubai and know this shit) but it sucks being stuck here rn desu.

wasted around $20 in tinder boosts with absolutelly 0 results with otherwise working profile.

what the fuck does Zagreb have to do with this
we go to Croatia (COASTAL Croatia) because we want a place that looks like Italy/France Spain but with cheaper real estate and less Africans running around. the slavs living there are not the attraction and honesty get in the way a lot of the time, in addition to having ruined a lot of the coastline with commie concrete

>btw as a Croat, Split is a total shithole.
Splitbro here, he's right. this place is a dumpster. the coastline is amazing and the 2,000yo architecture is magnificent, but the locals are insufferable. we're basically white niggers with an average IQ of 90. which is why everything is in disrepair, urban planning is nonexistent, corruption is ultra high, the people are all aggressive cunts, and most women are gold-digging whores. a post-socialism crash segue into hyper-predatory capitalism (cronyism) just made everything worse. I'm bailing from here as soon as the next bullrun is finished and I cash out my crypto.

make of that what you will.

P.S. if you want somewhere nice to vacation, go to Zadar, or even Rovinj in Istra (a bit pricey, but very nice people and a long-standing history of tourism). Dubrovnik is overrated and their prices are jew-tier. Zagreb is a cold, soggy shithole. and Split is basically Compton but with white-skinned negroes.

meant for OP

i was planning to visit and check out the country and possibly live there temporarily since i have a remote job
what city would you recommend for someone who needs a stable internet but enjoys nature / hiking?
i did not realize the country was so down the gutter

> looks like Italy/France Spain but with cheaper real estate and less Africans running around
Have you considered that there might be reasons that it's cheaper and less populated? Perhaps because it's less desirable to live?

Check out Slovenia

>i did not realize the country was so down the gutter
It's what happens when the top commie pricks and their clique 'privatize' every national industry. They basically stuffed their pockets with everything that wasn't nailed down. Croatia is a shithole for the most part, and is nice only for the top 5%, just like every Eastern EU country (we make an average of $500 a month, but prices are like in Germany, and houses/apartments cost the same as in London or Berlin). Our country is like Russia, if Russia was smaller, dumber, poorer, and was located in a warm climate while being filled by brainwashed retards. I have so much seething hatred and resentment for the cattle here that allowed themselves to be plundered by globalist-sponsored cronies and local mafia warlords. Our country's wealth is split 50/50 between WEF stooges and homegrown mafiosi that larp as trad-catholics but do everything they can to avoid paying the peasants a livable wage. The former want to sell everything and open borders, while the latter want to keep things local so they can rule like feudal warlords.

If you want to move here, I suggest you come with lots of money, and even more patience. Everything is corrupted, you have to bribe petty officials for even the smallest things they're getting paid for already. Move anywhere in Istra if you want to live here, and avoid Dalmatia like the plague. Our average IQ here is 90, while it's over 100 in Istra (similar to how the north of Italy is almost as developed and industrialized as Germany, while its south is like Morocco). Avoid the niggers and cave-dwelling troglodytes of south-eastern Croatia, you don't want to be living here, trust me. It's either Istra (our country's north-western peninsula), or nowhere.

>with absolutelly 0 results
Cro*tian women pick pretty males, thats a hard fact
You can get the cheap whores though but they are not on tinder, youll find them on sidewalks

>I have so much seething hatred and resentment for the cattle here that allowed themselves to be plundere
They think they are also the plunderers, of G*rman jobs and Apple products
The real estate prices are so high because 80% of all Croatian population works in Austria, Germany and brings back the cash to buy real estate and flex on each other

I wouldn’t live here if I’d be paid to. most of the locals can’t even speak basic English.

Yes.

>Germanistan but mediterranean roots, living in Dubai though because almost made it.
>germany
>but med
>lives in dubai
You're a turk.

I am fit, around 30 yo and flex on them with VIP club bracelets and designer clothes while the 18 yo pleb competition enters the “best club in town” with a fucking random basketball jersey or work shirt.

Also jokes on you if you think a man has to bring the beauty into the mix.

>Cro*tian women pick pretty males, thats a hard fact
Bro that's not true. I'm from Split, and the guys who score the most are either mafia-connected bozos with beer guts and bald heads, or 20yo twinks whose parents fleeced the country's infrastructure during privatization and made off with tens of millions of euros. Croatia is a lot like Russia, where the 1% owns almost everything (oligarchs), and the 99% has nothing. Most guys can't afford to move out of their parents' flats before 30, you think any girl wants that?

I hate our bitches so much. They pretend they're traditional and pure, but they're the biggest whores on the planet. Only money matters to them, nothing else. And most of them are hyper-aggressive and confrontational since people here have sub-100 IQs on average and can't argue like normal human beings without spazzing out and fighting with each other. At least sluts in the West are easygoing and casual lays. Over here the women have all the whorishness of the West, but alongside the faux-morality of Islam since they're catholic bitches who only refuse putting out because they're trying to score a mob boss or soccer player or some golden boy whose dad owns a company. They're also incredibly entitled and expect to have the lifestyle of a New York jewish princess, despite having nothing but their holes to offer. And the men aren't much better either. Most act like hooligans you see in British soccer stadiums. Literal 85-IQ troglodytes, spending their money on soccer matches and betting while politicians plunder us blind.

I hate this country so fucking much.

>The real estate prices are so high because 80% of all Croatian population works in Austria, Germany and brings back the cash to buy real estate and flex on each other
Nah, it's because we don't have protectionism. We're an open economic zone where rich Russians and Turks can buy real estate to launder their stolen money, inflating the price to absurd proportions.