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uh oh.

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X looks due for a rebound

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How much money do I need to make to have a hot live-in Japanese maid?
What are the best stocks to reach this goal?

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A bang maid or simply a custodial worker?

She should be very good at cleaning everything (including my dick)

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What's everyone's price target for SIGA? I see this thing doing a 10-20x like Moderna, if the Monkeaids turns out to ve the next scamdemic.

oh no no no

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user careful you're going to make another jew come in and go "'GUYS ITS NOT THE FED ITS THE SUPPLY CHAIN! PRINTING CAN'T CAUSE INFLATION"

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Does this confirm they're actually unloading the balance sheet or are they just not rolling over matured bonds?

I am also curious exactly what the fed is doing here

Will CPNG pump? My brother in law is telling me to go all in and I'm low IQ wheat farmer.

>I'm low IQ wheat farmer.
if this is true you should be doing nothing but holding index funds like a boglehead

What oil we buying Tuesday

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Dude it’s not a mandatory treatment like they did with the clot shots. It may have upside, but it’s not in any way like Moderna.

Olive oil for my wrestling club

In my experience when an user here is told a pick from a second party it actually does well. I'm still seething I didn't buy zom when that anons literal kike neighbour told him about it.

For about a week. SARK+SCHD combo will win the day

Oil appears to be nearing a local top, it might be better to wait a few days for it to go a bit lower in the channel.

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So this is just a dead cat bounce right? Soon the red will return r-r--right bros? Then again, the FED might be priced in now. But then maybe Russia-Ukraina conflict might give us some red numbers again. Fugg this crab market bros

unless oil breaks above the channel

So u guys all agree that tuesday is gonna be red? why?

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shut up nigger oil = moon

source on 38 seconds?

this isn't the first time this general has seen TA done on oil.

lol. lmao.

Cathie's philosophy is right, she's just bad at stock picking.

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Too much green end of last week
Low volume on the green days
Fed trimming balance sheet
Insiders sold more volume on Friday than was purchased
insider-monitor.com/sale-reports/insider-stock-sales-20220527.html
insider-monitor.com/reports/insider-buys-20220527.html

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i'm 25, my eyes are going bad, my allergies prevent me from breathing properly through the nose and i've been 90% deaf on one ear for two weeks now.
i may be a senselet, but at least my portfolio is doing fine

I caught the Kung Flu guys, but at least Lewis Hamilton crashed his car which was nice.

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congratulations on your pregnancy user

you niggers dont even see the trips thats why you're poor

There is a service here in socal that offers stripper maids.
Do you just proposition them on the job?
Is prostitution illegal in CA? Kek

Yes,it points to red according to it,but this market has been schizo these months,we'll see

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