I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month. Had only 2 girls. Now I am 33...

I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month. Had only 2 girls. Now I am 33. I don't know what to tell women when they ask about my relationship history. Like I can't relate to them at all. I am like a baby. Who wants someone like that? I feel like a lousy bottom shelf product that nobody will ever want. Friends consider me weird I guess.

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Fuck. Jannies pls delete. Posted in a wrong board. I can't delete it

faggot

>relationship history
wtf does that even mean?

Tell them you had 3 relationships but none of them lasted more than a year.
Sounds not too weird and explains you're not a relationship pro

You should have been more like me and stayed in a loveless sexless relationship for 6 years just so you have something to say when a girls asks about your history.

Get the fuck out of here you immense pussy. We are focused on making $, not being possessed by stinkholes. Fucking simp.

What coin is this?

just because someone asks you a question doesn't mean you owe them an answer

Same, but I've been sexless and loveless for 13 years. I'd be a permanent virgin if the school whore didn't pity fuck me when I was 17. Thankfully I didn't catch any diseases from that. But yeah, I've given up on ever being loved or having a girlfriend. I want a fit, intelligent, loving tomboy girlfriend and its not even about the sex I'm so starved for physical attention and affection that just holding hands or cuddling would be worth trading my entire low 6 figure networth for.

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Cry about it on Any Forums or /adv/, faggot.

Honesty trumps all, user. You are the person you are with the history that you have. If a woman thinks less of you because of it, the worse for her. Not only does this allow you to find a woman compatible with you, it also shows value if you think like this.

also op you're hardly unique, it's about average now for men to have had very few sexual partners. and average for women to have had a lot of sexual partners. average for men not to have any tattoos. average for women to be covered in tattoos. average for a man to live with his parents. average for a woman not to. women more likely to have jobs, drive a car, have an education. everything. men are the new women. women are the new men.

Women are supposed to hitch themselves to your wagon. You need to be going somewhere and doing shit with your wagon. You can’t stick your wagon in a swamp and dream of getting out of the swamp once a woman finds you there

that's fucking retarded
lala fantasy land hugbox shit
100% of women will think less of him, he's better off not telling them. if a woman ever asks him he can just say "don't worry about it" if she keeps pressing for an answer tell her "fuck off"

Yeah wtf
OP where do you love that women want a carfax of your love life?

with young people anyways. boomers and gen-x don't count because they're still normal human beings less twisted into modern abominations like the youngers.

of course women want to know. how women judge the value of men is in how many women that man has slept with.

Eastern Europe. When on dates I have been constantly asked how long was my longest relationship. Once I told that I haven't lived with a female in one apartment and got instantly friendzoned

Well hopefully you have a brother and can settle for being a cool uncle with lots of fulfilling hobbies. It’s really not the worst thing in the world. Maybe buy yourself an expensive watch too

>Had only 2 girls
Lucky bastard, if they ask just say its none of her business, women don't like you bringing up exes anyway

It means womxn ask about your past. You tell them yours and they tell you theirs. Except they’ll lie depending on your answer. If you say in 3 partner they’ll say 2. You say 9 they say 3.

I'm literally a 27 year old virgin but all the girls I interact with think I'm fucking everything that moves because I'm tall and fit and take basic care of myself.
Women are basically retarded you are all vastly overestimating their ability to analyze.

right? you can just upload it to the girlfriend ministry webapp where I live and they'll do all the matching work for you. glad I live in europe

i was thinking of getting myself a wedding ring to try and trick women into thinking i'm valuable enough that a woman would want to marry me. women love to fuck a man who already has a gf or wife, makes them feel like they have more value then some other woman. especially if your fake wife is hot. we don't owe women honesty anymore because they're mostly all whores covered in tattoos they look like bikers and they're meaner then bikers. so fuck those predators and just fucking lie to them

According to my calculations you were in college when tinder just came out and wasn’t pay to win. You should have gotten laid then. People are much less willing to give you a chance in your 30s

This thread is somehow reinforcing my hatred of women.

>Relationsip history
Well I'be damned

I was an autistic jobless videogame playing fat retard until like 24. But genes are good so it was easy to get fit and look good and be social.

Am I the only virgin in my 20’s that’s at peace with it? Unironically if it happens it happens.

Inb4 cope, but maybe I should get my T checked

Yawn, this is a worn out shill line

KYS for this polcel thread and anyone who participate
You killed Any Forums faggots

tinder has only prevented men from getting laid. the only men getting laid through tinder are the men who never needed tinder to get laid.
pay to win? if only it was we might still have a chance. but there's no algorithm on earth that can get women to want to fuck a beta male

I am too. I finally realized I'm more than content to just watch porn and chill than spend time trying to have sex with the 5% of women that are actually moderately attractive. There's just no actual drive for it.