Why can't I just short/long my crypto and make some USD?

Why can't I just short/long my crypto and make some USD?

Attached: e452c841f53efc38a04186b63a6f5bc09d940973ac2bffa04c5aec0ffa5b69e5.jpg (1079x1468, 692.57K)

yes

I actually fucked the girl in the back for 8 months.
She wanted to go serious, getting married, children.
Dumped her, she now is fat as fuck.
>dodged that bullet

>bro I fucked this chick from an old meme for a year

I've never had a gf bros, what would it be like to nut deep in her pussy?

sands of bag

Post her currently
I want to see what she looks like fat
Some cuties look better thick

This pic looks like it was taken in bongland

He's full of shit, I am the girl in the back and I weigh 45 kilos and have 40,000 link

Fuck you

Praise you

>remember that Bri'ish ""people"" are a thing
>day ruined

Attached: 1630949144505.jpg (250x243, 8.81K)

>Cute girl wants to literally wrap her legs around you and extract your cum into her pussy
>Guy is like - hell naw, u gay nigga, and bails
What's wrong with modern """"men"""?

go back

>777

Attached: 1653157422254.jpg (1363x2048, 182.48K)

Because exchanges don't play fair? They will fuck you

>777
AGAIN

Attached: 777777.png (372x111, 5.72K)

have sex. be not incel.

Imo this is bet to buy, hold or DCA and not trade you faggot. I bought the dip with QANX, and METIS planning to hold them or stake it to generate passive income.

Drop a pic and social media handle

I love this pick. That brunette on my left side is real cute

L to R
1324

The market is extremely volatile user, you might lose a lot of money unless you're a pro and carry out extensive TA. I prefer earning on defi yield farms for good yields. Staking DAI on Spool gets me an APY of 20% and I get to avoid volatility since I'm farming stablecoins.

Attached: 22.png (573x581, 385.1K)

I'm not raising any children, you fucking retard. I'm not a cuck who will allow a foid to run his life.