Bah bah bah durrrrrrrrr derrr

bah bah bah durrrrrrrrr derrr
burrr murkit for 10 years after -90%
me big brane start shorting now

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LOL :)

It hasn’t even started

This is the beginning of another bull run! You should buy all you can. Arent you afraid youre going to miss out on this golden opportunity? Companies most certainly did not get an inflated value due to copious amounts of printing, and they are definitely oversold! It will only go up from here, slurp the dip! Priced in!

bear marged? no broblem buy bear goin redard :DD
Spurdo Inu is here do save your bordfolio :DD

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YES BRO CRYPTO IS A SCAM BECAUSE IM DOWN 90% ON MY ALTS NOW ITS TIME TO SELL AND SHORT BECAUSE THEY WILL DROP LOWER BRO :)))

Shorting is the only way to make money in crypto now. Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear? $25k by end of minute, $20k by end of hour, $10k end of day, and four digits back to sub $1K end of week!! Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!!

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OH MYGOD DUDE TETHER IS TRADING AT $0.95 AND USDC AT $1.06 I BETTER TRADE ALL MY USDT FOR USDC QUICKLY AND LOSE 10% WHILE DOING SO

>12 hours later

DUDE HWY IS TETHER TRADING BACK AT $1???? HOW DO I GET REFUND BRO??

bearfolio more like it. post ca, d0bo vibes am desperated enough.

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>Shording is dhe only way do mage money in grybdo now. Shording liderally is dhe new baradigm of grybdo. I’m going do sbread dhis on dwidder, fageboog, youdube everydhing everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, shord shord shord shord shord shord!!!!! shord do -$0 !!! undil nod even 1 benny is lefd and dhen dhe bdg geo will owe me money :) did you nod hear dhad everyone is shording now? omg lige shording is brilliand! bdg will ofg go down forever. You didn’d dhing dhad id would sdob going down did you? didn’d you hear? $25g by end of minude, $20g by end of hour, $10g end of day, and four digids bagg do sub $1g end of weeg!! shording is dhe besd way do suggess!! i’m wriding a boog on shording. Shorders, bears and bidmegs foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!!

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