>be me
>be broke asf
>can’t become a NEET since I’ve held dead end jobs before so can’t qualify for NEETbucks
>try to get into crypto
>realize that I can’t invest because I’m a broke poorfag
>look up ways to get ez money without trying so hard
>find a lending platform called sublime that wants me to use my fucking ID as collateral
>welp, I guess it’s worth a shot
>turns out that it was all a honeypot in the end
>feds used it as a way to magically insert CP into my computer and blackmail me into giving them money
>they realize I have nothing to give them so they’ve come here to take me to jail
>realize that I won’t be coming out alive out of this situation because pedophiles get brutally murdered/raped in prison
Don’t be like me, fellas. Don’t fall for the defi meme. This is probably my last post.
Be me
The fuck is this shitty ass thread
>t I won’t be coming out alive out of this situation because pedophiles get brutally murdered/raped in prison
my fucking sides op, you are sick
I kinda hate this new shill technique
PAJEET PAJEET PAJEET PAJEET THREAD
remember back then when every single social was filled with le cops have incident found me 270729993 cover yourself in oil
Smart people (me) don't give a fuck about DeFi.
Smart people don't fuck. Period
chaners dont fuck too, neither d&d players
k incel
i wonder what would qualify as a collateral for them and what could they do with that info
CUT OFF YOUR DICK
CHEW IT
GIMME THE D20
Fucking this. 21yo kiss less virgin here
I'll give ya just the D
>wants me to use my fucking ID as collateral
it's your fault OP, you can't be that stupid for god's sake
they would probably invade your walls to live in them
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET TO SIX FIGS ALL THE BITCHES WILL WANT MY DICK
user, take your meds
>>welp, I guess it’s worth a shot
hope you got shot my man
Its the new tendency
Post your data right now itt and I lend you
Cope+Seethe+Ratio