Be me

>be me
>buy $400 headphones on amazon
>get the headphones
>lie and tell amazon customer support the box was empty
>they refund me the $400
>i keep the headphones
mfw

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lying is not ok user

>be the reason they're selling $50 headphones for $400

I do this all the time but for smaller purchases, maybe I should jew the Amazon

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hmm, You don't seem White to me. Post your flag

Where do you do it fellow jew? Amazon is the safest place to pull it off

This is why we can't have nice things.

>Scamazon

You know you're going to have to give that back eventually, plus interest right? You can't just twist the karmic reality and not have lasting ripples of repurcussions.

He’s getting it back, he is the karmic retribution for Amazon. All theft and damage done to Jewish corporations by white people is morally righteous

Good job being a nigger

Be me buy 3 macbook pros from amazon tell them the laptops were somehow smashed and battery leaking and damaged get money back for all 3 and sell them.

Karma isn’t real, jeets

i got a free $800 deep freezer off amazon for saying it was damaged (it wasn't)

That’s more nigger tier than jew. Have you even read the talmud?

bullshit

lol its a multi million dollar underground business. wont say too much but just know. gfx designers, asians, electronics, and social engineers = free money

I once returned an extra item accidentally shipped to me. This is because I'm not black of skin

>buy $1100 comfy mattress on Amazon
>trigger return within 30 days
>"please tell me how to return the mattress to you"
>"no need just dispose of it yourself"
>Brand new free mattress
Feels good user, feels good

Keep posting about it that way it gets really popular and you can't do it no more. Congrats fucking idiot. You just have to brag to retards on the internet, don't you?

its impossible to stop. don't worry. too many schizos evolving and multiplying with the sole purpose of winning. they got check mate. "Its their fault"

And by arabs I mean the light skinned ones not the sandniggers.