>No trading on Monday NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO POST CHARTS AND QT BROWN GIRLS IF THE MARKTS ARE CLOSED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Enjoy your three day weekend, user! Pro tip, futures will still open on Sunday and they will be open all day Monday except for the 5 hour break from 1pm to 6pm eastern time. The pain will resume at the appointed time
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.
WHAT THE HELL GUY DID YOU SEE THE GAME STOP COMPUTER?
James Gonzalez
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in SOXL. The ETF itself is extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of semiconductors i.e. Mean Electron Velocity, Liouville Equation, Vlasov Equation, Quantum Kinetic Transport Equations and stringent manufacturing methodologies and technologies, most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There is also society’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future… this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The SOXL investor understands these mechanisms as most are graduates of MENSA; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this ETF, to realize that they are not just an ETF- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike SOXL ARE frankly idiots who of course would not appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what SOXL’s CEO meant when he said "We believe in augmenting human intelligence by use of Quantum Computing by virtue of advanced semiconductors, not replacing human intelligence outright”, which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxley’s magnum opus ‘Brave New World’. I am smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as David Soxl’s genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools… how I pity them.
Yup, crouching tigers hidden in the zomma chain before the liqudity cascade gamma crunch.
Ian Fisher
Have you been slurping up the real cheapies right now i.e. Puts?
Landon Lopez
zomma chain deez nuts nigga
Austin Roberts
Chop chop
Adrian Johnson
>monkeypok still growing >inflation still rising >GDP crashing literally all over the world >every company says expenses are way up >every company says sales are tanking >growth companies no longer have growth >no growth means no growth premium >the consumer is tapped out due to increases in food, fuel, rent etc >the consumer is no longer buying gadgets >crypto is collapsing >supply chain collapsing >food supply collapsing >fed printer off >housing market tanking >rates rising >companies no longer doing buybacks
Jose Gutierrez
>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in SOX-ACK!
You'd have to be insane to stay long into this 3 day weekend. We broke the multi-week decline, and that's good enough for me. I'm going back to full cash.
Joseph Gomez
Baggot what are your thoughts on SIGA? Are you bullish or bearish?
I'm going all in on SOXL puts before the weekend. These SOXL trannies are getting far too uppity.
Hunter Lewis
Can a SIGAnigger explain when Bavarian Nordic already produces basically the same shit but actually has production facilities shitting out 30 million vials, and already has EU contracts? Is it just a gamble?
Asher Adams
>housing market tanking
It takes housing like a year or two in order to tank.
for the last time, if you're not having sex with gay black men or monkeys you're going to be fine. the disease is a nothing burger.
Benjamin Green
uh oh looks like gme is closing above 135, how could this have happened to us? my puts are expiring worthless!
Blake Bailey
SOXL customer service got my email and responded with this pump You are welcome Unfortunately i'm about to start Lum posting so SOXL will be hereafter cursed
you're supposed to wait until the day of the earnings call when it peaks to short it, as it will always start falling then.
Ethan Scott
Interesting so you're bearish on SIGA. That puts me in a tough spot because I am too. I don't know that be and you have ever agreed on anything ever. I'm starting to think maybe opening a short position on SIGA is the right move
You might be able to secure enough good boy points to avoid daily beatings if you tell the CO of the prison work camp you get put in after the balkanizing that you never believed in the US anyway.
Austin King
>SOXL_shill comes out of hiding >l*mposter euphoric It's the top
Juan Richardson
I've been an investor all week. Back to trading for me. If I'm wrong that's fine, but I'm fairly confident we're re-entering a crab market right now, except with 5x volatility. I'd rather play the bounces.
Dylan Williams
Enjoy getting rich with us fellow SOXL sissy!
Adam Johnson
Don't worry guys, crash next week, I went long.
Grayson Barnes
I dont like this slow and steady climb in soxl bros....this looks like a death flag to me
nobody trades the copenhagen exchange bro think bro
Nolan Rodriguez
nah the best is that some one is going to execute those call options and when we gap down on monday i'll have a pile of cash ready to short the fuck out of this market.
Gabriel Nelson
Since the glowies hate it when I say this: Does anyone have any explanation for the current market behavior other than institutional manipulation, likely part of an attempt to shake daytraders off the market and force them back into traditional employment?
