How many corns do I need for a gf like this

how many corns do I need for a gf like this

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0.2 Bitcorns

What in the fuuuuck

1 ear

she's got some child bearing hips alright

And people wonder why I have only dated latinas

>tattoo

If you want to keep her that fat you will need to feed her a lot of real corn

About 2 cows and a nose of steel.

just be white

Tattoos have completely turned me off. Why the fuck does every Mary and Jane have a fucking tattoo? It's become to where nothing is sexier than a total babe without a tattoo. Bonus if Brazilian sling bikini tan-line.
>t. 33 year old boomer

I would could my dick off if I could have sex with her just once

Holy smokes!

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she's much fatter now.

Good Morning sirs

Average face mewtwo hips (disgusting)

GOOD MORNING. CHECKED, SER.

that's me behind the camera (capturing the girl on video)

you're right but don't say it outloud. if girls listen you won't know which ones to avoid since they love projecting their red flags usually

>Good Morning sirs

Busting in a girl with wide hips is different, idk why but it is.

Please consider the following.

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When I told my friends I don't like tattoo'd girls they called me a pedo
The normie brain is so full of dogwhistle buzzwords that they don't even think before they act or speak
The truth is I was traumatized by a tattoo'd woman that turned out not to be a woman at all, but their first reaction was to slander me in the worst way possible
t. 33 year old boomer

How is that shape even possible? What a babe

you probably hang with losers.

Because you're unlocking one of the main achievements at a high level

that's a hispanic gay man

>dude you don't want your cross fit pitbull owning gf to peg you? don't be a fag
NPCs gonna NPC

Many such cases

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I don't hang with anyone anymore people are fucking retarded

AY YO ITS A PEEDO

Feel for you man. I've never been called a pedo for it, but it definitely seems like it is taboo nowadays to NOT have one. OK, one on the ankle? Fine, but the random shitty "art" that is going to look like shit in 5-10 years is so fucking tacky on a woman's natural form/essence.

She's cute but I want a fit, intelligent, loving, Brazilian tomboy girlfriend. It's all I want now before the world ends. I don't want to die not experiencing this. Thought she liked me back.

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Angie Acosta but is right, tats are a complete turn off and ruin this great body.

like pottery, this is a recent picture

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I am genuinely interested what her hips would look like at low bodyfat %. They’re so wide that it can’t just be fat she must have a weird ass skeleton

MAN THE TACO STAND

she still looks kinda fuckable... after 30 she won't be though

>tattoo
Dropped

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It’s amusing that what was once seen as a sign of rebellion has become a symbol of conformity.

NONOONONO, same girl as in ops picture? AHH

The architect strikes again.

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