/smg/ Stock Market Gunts - Hollaing Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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oil is the only trade i feel good about right now in terms of going up

yes or no

Oil must fall

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Now the S&P could be down -6.4% by sometime next week and no one should be surprised

wow, what a generational buying opp i'm leveraging all in

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I hate when the market jumps up in the morning, and the crabs the rest of the day
Fucking crab jump

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the market is hulkin up

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i'm so bored today, can we have some boboposting?

Who was shit talking me for shilling SIGA.
Come out.
Apologize.

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Currently eyeing CHPT, huge wave of calls rolled in. Waiting for a solid entry to ride.

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SOXL STOP CRABBING AROUND MY CALLS EXPIRE TODAY

does anyone actually "short" stocks here, or do you just buy puts

Why do asset managers exist when all that matters is QE/QT?

OIL?

I only trade stocks so yes i short all the time

first for tiddies.

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So the American right-wing has a fat retard who gets beat up and a zoomer who watches tranny and femboy porn and says that having sex with girls is gay? Impressive.

SQQQ will be $70 by end of next week
screencap this you fucking filthy niggers

>paying borrowing cost
I’m not a broker, zero point

Today's episode: Bobo btfo to hell edition
youtu.be/6YWyF_Qi5oY

Those are some nice tiddies

fat goblinas were a mistake

Put on ETHUSD 1 min chart

come on bobos post that loss porn. I just want to take a little peak thats all haha

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My broker allows me to borrow shares on shit like CVNA to short but usually its HTB on things like SAVA so I just buy puts or sell call spreads

>he still hasnt bought into oil
>he still thinks it will go down

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Everyone take a moment to celebrate crypto being ponzi trash as we toast permabull munger and Buffett

That would be the alt-right

The normie right is your ben shapiro tucker carlson cliques

OKAY. BTC SHAT AND FARDED

I fucking hate this shit

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I did and I always will. What are you gonna do about it gayboi?

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I want to do things to that anime girl.

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Did the entire market just double top?

you fucking morons REALLY take the cake. You seriously think three candles that look nothing alike indicate a similar chart pattern? Learn about support and resistances, inbred pieces of shit. fuck you

why the fuck do I come here every day I only have $1,000 in stocks

#
China is going to start doing trade without the dollar. They already are with russia. Then it doesnt matter if apple and nike move their factories back to mexico. Because china gets huge net inflows from just not having to make nikes to sell to america for dollars to buy oil from russia. Instead they just print renmibi and buy oil. And now they can sell their own chink made nike knockoffs and huawei phones to indonesia and russia
Why yes i listened to this weeks macrovoices

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You'll make more money just compounding with high quality companies. Shorts and most option strategies are not great for long term high returns versus spending that effort finding a long term compounding strategy

Can she at least make enchiladas and shit? I wouldn’t mind a fat goblina girlfriend for.l while desu

Rocker, your Indycar driver is currently first in practice. He's gonna have a good race, you might win

1st for low P/E value stocks that pay reliable dividends, at least until the recession ends in 2 years

modern spic women don't cook

Nonono my COIN and MSTR stock!

xD

THE END OF CRYPTO

She a zoomer user. She can't even operate a can opener let alone cook anything. Sorry.

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All Latinas know how to cook. She has a cooking show if I'm not mistaken.

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When we enter capitulate and a recession is priced in (has not happened yet) oil will see a huge dip as correlation goes to 1. I will be waiting until that happens
Why yes i listened to macrovoices

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British American Tobacco, simple as.

Latinas pay dividends. They love to cook and get nice fat bundas over time. If you’re lucky you will get one that enjoys working out and looks sexy in a bikini.

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taking a bit of a walloping m8

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HOW DARE U TAKE THT BACK IM LOSIN MONEY RIGHT NOW

The picture on the right has major "let them eat cake" vibes.

Lol what was the point of her getting fake breasts if she was just going to get fat anyway

>China won't need American companies
>"Let's move them to Mexico or India instead."
I HATE OUTSOURCING I HATE OUTSOURCING I HATE OUTSOURCING

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What if we stopped protecting the arabs from the persians?

oof

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NO SYMPATHY CANDLES FROM NASDAQ THIS IS ALL CRYPTO.

Slow and steady wins the race.

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Look at everything crypto built
Exchanges taking huge % of each trade
Ponzi and scam nfts
Ponzi and scam shit video games called multiverse
Ponzi and scam coins and tokens
Scam online casinos

Wowowoowowow it's the future

the power of shorting is that you can use the money to long something
not as applicable when shorting via options, but paying a borrow fee of 0.25% and then also plowing that cash into a good long? Yes please

>tfw up 120% on MRO
>only bought 5 shares for fun
who else /dumbfuckingretard/ here

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Fat, ugly, and no rhythm. Good God, I can't wait until she goes broke and falls into obscurity.

Uh oh stinky SOXL double top

>gets fat
>keeps eating
zoomies are legit retarded.

Im about to post another $200 down on top of that if we don’t close below 410. Man do I fucking love rallies

>tobacco stocks

YUUUUUPPP

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Oil

Yea I’d still smash that. As long as she can clean too

How retarded would it be to get into commodities now? Thinking about rebalancing my 401(k) to 50% value stocks 25% commodities and 25% cash

I sold my mro

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Yes but you lose research time into good companies.

I actually shilled that bet to my zoomer coworker as well. I figure it's a lottery ticket at worst.
She really needs to stop eating. In the original video that made her famous she was insufferable, but had an absolutely god tier body. She looks fucking putrid now. I don't know if even her most loyal simps will stick around.

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I did something similar with ABBV on a lark since I know someone who works there
I think oil is going to keep rising as long as there are soibois standing in line to huff Musk's farts.

Then oil goes even higher
I unironically think americas only way out of this is if we start producing a lot of oil again

imagine if all the time and talent wasted on crypto was spent on something else instead.
like apps to arrest niggers

Maybe if you're a midwit who doesn't appreciate the French-Fama model. When you go short, you reduce your gross exposures (net credit) and use that borrowed capital to go long. It's the basis of how L/S funds work and why tons of high performing funds AUM's are down despite actually making money - their short exposure is up.

If you want to maximize your returns as an L/S fund, you neutralize your betas by reducing gross exposures (shorting).

Anyone who avoids shorting is avoiding alpha, that is the norm in the L/S fund space. The idea that you should only go long and never short is how an 18-year-old who just opened his Robinhood account might see the world.

These cryptoz will be like fish out of water on the long weekend without the hft bots looking for nasdaq ticks for price cues.

>takes several punches to the head
>shrugs it off like nothing
power of chunk

Ben shapiro and Tucker Carlson aren't even in the same class, but yes I agree that the fat retard and the sissy hypno zoomer are not main stream right-wing. Funny how the more obscure right wing figures in the US can't help but implode.

I'll never forgive randy for pulling multiple cheap wins against ricky steamboat (my favorite so far) although I hear their wrestlemania 3 match is amazing, and I'm almost to it with my watching order.

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STOP POSTING GOBLINAS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just came back from Mexico. It’s a lot different than 10 years. Seems all that outsourcing is building their economy now. I find it funny that Americans hate Mexico but when people actually go a visit they love it. Everytime I go I want to stay.

Does your mom know-how that you're shorting the market?

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>active fat spic grandma mode

It seems like you assume people don't have the brainpower to do equity diligence on more than one security at a time.

If you avoid shorting garbage like CVNA, SAVA, NRDS etc at these frothy levels, you are missing out on a ton of alpha.

Hamchads in general do everything better than lanklets. Even taking beatings.

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Stop taking about ugly fat latina e-thots you faggots.

This is the new queen mommy of /smg/

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>This is what bear market rallys look like

>What are you gonna do about it
I don't know, what should I do fren?

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I don't care m8 I compound at over 5% a month. Have fun with the LS alpha masturbation.

You know pajeet, you constantly quote these big brained terms and strategies, and constantly say people are stupid for playing with strategies “that have no competitive edge against hedge fund quants,” but casually ignore the fact that most hedge funds dont beat spy in the long run and only make money off of fees. Very curious

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I'm really surprised stocks are green today. Crypto took a massive shit yesterday. Maybe a whale fat fingered an ETH sell idk. I expected everyone would be scrambling to get out today before the 3 day weekend. Yet again we've got a few hours.

Honestly I might get out of my longs in anticipation of a red market next week

he doesnt need your forgiveness kid
hes #1 and nothin else matters

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Nope.

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Seems like bobo still hasn't closed his shorts, considering he's still angry posting

This is the easiest money I've ever made

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When does QT start?

>How it feels to own SIGA

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You say that like crypto isnt some potemkin backwater market. Get real.

Two more weeks

Goblinas reign supreme in /smg/ (Poki/Venti/Neeko triumvirate)

this

For me its nice defensive long food holds like cereal and peanut butter. I already have enough tendies thank you very much.

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