Buy a chicken

>Buy a chicken
>Chicken lays eggs
>Sell the eggs

It's literally that easy.

Attached: 219.jpg (976x850, 87.09K)

Pretty sure you need a license to do that bub

You forgot the part of feeding the chicken.

Attached: 1631686164848.jpg (472x550, 48.28K)

birds are the dirtiest fuckers in the universe.
Imagine pooping, pissing, and giving birth all through the same hole. In humans they are at least separated by a few inches. not so for birds.

>Buy a chicken
>Also buy housing, feeding, cleaning, labor, etc.
>It's that easy :)
Sure thing, clown

Attached: 1652665145464.jpg (642x960, 111.9K)

the jews fear the indoor chicken farmer

Priced in.

Attached: Bohm Bawerk 576x720.jpg (240x230, 7.36K)

>put seeds into earth
>eat whatever grows from them
For free

Attached: u.jpg (1387x1040, 1.71M)

kekd

>buy printer
>print free money

>go outside
>suck cock
>get money
>buy eggs

It's literally that easy.

Whats the marketcap of eggs? I won't buy chicken to stake if eggs are overminted.

Attached: .png (369x449, 134.44K)

>Chicken needs food
>Chicken dies

>use money to buy more chickens
>get even more money

how has no one thought of this??

Attached: shrimpfarmanon.png (1417x258, 152.06K)

Kek I bought a house in an affluent area and it came with 6 chickens, the eggs that they've produced are absolutely beautiful. 70% of the eggs are double yolked

This nigga be playin harvest moon n shit

>>Sell the eggs
How? Whom do I sell them to?

Does this shit actually make money? I worked on ab aquaculture farm (shrimp, and Cobia) one summer and if you’ve got the space it’s not that hard but I never looked at the revenue side of things. Also you can just hatch fingerlings and sell them to other farmers.

>Buy a chicken
>Chicken lays eggs
>Eggs grown into more chickens
>They now lay more eggs
>Repeat

It's literally that easy, but faster now.

>bought a chicken
>fucked and creampied the chicken
>chicken exploded
what do now anons?

Attached: 1510719429932.png (646x595, 280.01K)

who would know that unless you're a bird fucker I surely didnt know that

>buy 1 bean
>plant it
>it grows into a stalk that yields 1000 new beans.
>10,000% ROI

Attached: pepeblank.png (968x848, 620.81K)

Is that you john?

Attached: 1649714533432.jpg (674x960, 43.33K)

stop doxing me yuo faggot nigger