Imagine holding shiny rocks

>My cat
I really hope you're a woman, pal

oh no, Any Forums was caught.

yea, I can walk right past that one without giving so much as a second glance. Maybe with the exception of getting another look at those freakish legs.

She is now, user

I never got to bang a girl that hot.
Now I'm 28 and considered too old by normie standards to date a girl like that.
I have to see sexy girls in tight yoga pants every time I go to the gym, knowing in my heart that I'll never get to experience their warmth.

Life is such a scam.
I'm really having a hard time finding the motivation to go on. It seems as though there is nothing for me to look forward to.
Not suicidal, just wish I would pass away painlessly in my sleep desu lads.

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greedy lad

nigger what, just get fit

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>nigger what, just get fit
fuck off zoomer cunt

I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the great contributions of the Black community to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature make them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture. Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real estate values are fueled by the mix of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nature of these communities, an example of all they have achieved through their enthusiasm for self-improvement by hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would most undoubtedly be poorer as a nation.

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it's literally overrated. having sex only feels marginally better than doing it with your hand, and you have the drawbacks of paying for a date and suffering through spending time with a woman. thanks to the internet, you can jack it while ogling thots that look way better through filters than they do irl, all for free

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