>Only need a few tools
>No lumber required
>discreet/private so you can avoid the zoning jews
>can always add more space if you need it
>minimal maintenance
>low heating and cooling costs
Why haven't you taken the tunnel pill yet?
Nathan Edwards
Camden Butler
Based groundhog
Brody Sanchez
>flood happens
>dead
not only that but living like a vietcong militia man doesn't seem very comfy
Christian Cox
is there good wifi underground?
Eli Garcia
Thats a man
Grayson Bell
tell sam to hurry up and reinflate the market so i can start wasting my fortune building a vast underground tunnel complex
Oliver Lopez
spiders and other scary stuff
Jason Martinez
based and terrariapilled
Isaiah King
>it starts to rain
Xavier Brown
ROFL
Bentley Cruz
Josiah Johnson
Seems legit
Add a waterproof door
Duh
Tyler Turner
>Lungs full of dust
>Potato bugs and beetles eat your brain at night
>Dug tunnel so far you begin hallucinating of demons
>Can visually hear footsteps
>Unwashable smell of cold earth follows you
>Hear millions of cries each night of your insect neighbors
>God has long abandoned you since you are too far from the sun and farmable earth
Nathaniel Thompson
Water will seep in through the dirt dummy
Julian Sullivan
I considered the fallout vault pill, solar panels, built like a military base
no floods here
Jackson Bell
adjacent to the fallout vault pill is the pillbox pill
Brody Powell
Don't buy land in a flood zone. They were in a middle of a war constantly on the move from burgers carpet bombing them. Tunnels/bunkers can be very comfy
Charles Harris
nigga better have a chimney to not get monoxided
Andrew Butler
only if you live in the rain forest
american cities don't get enough rain for that to happen
Kevin Parker
Why did you stop considering it?
Nathan Bell
Can they evict you from the park?