Awaiting costco guidance edition
Still no links
/smg/ stock market general
James Thompson
Kevin Roberts
SNIB SNAB WINS
Anthony Brown
>He doubted the millionaires who only buy in bulk and never pay retail price
Evan Perez
>no links
Ummm....Based much
Jayden Long
>BREAKING: Mass shooting at Uvalde Costco
>Perpetrator is said to be the Costco founder
Jose Taylor
Costco and retail faggots are about to be BTFOd
John Lewis
Nobody look at GPS.
Henry Powell
Is there a Costco for stocks? Where I can get bulk pricing?
Jack White
COST earnings too strong + guidance lowering to bring in extra fear = bad day for the hot dogs tomorrow
Luke King
>I TOLD THAT MOTHERFUCKER NOT TO RAISE THE HOTDOG PRICE
Josiah Lewis
should i buy the dip?
Eli Lopez
i'm a real man with senses like a homing pigeon i never look at a gps
what was costcos guidance?
Wyatt Rodriguez
Serious question, what the fuck caused everything to go up green so high? I thought this week was going to be red.
Isaac Lee
That's up to you
Leo Campbell
>Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is a horror retelling of "the famous legend of Winnie the Poo."
>This, of course, is not being done by Disney – Winnie entered the public domain in January of 2022.
Short DIS and watch this
Tyler Morgan
Fine, I'll look at MAPS instead
Oliver Peterson
>GPS
fuck I forgot to short gap I knew that shit was garbage fuck fuck fuck
Leo Brooks
Bear market rally newfren
Asher Cox
No. The economy is fucked.
Xavier Foster
Man I should’ve just bought fucking oil
Andrew Roberts
How are all of you okay with waiting 40+ years
Matthew Edwards
no shit, seriously?
David Hernandez
Carson Reed
hidden tigers activated the reverse bomma swaps and triggered a liquidity cascade off the vanna rally
Jacob Anderson
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A THREAD THAT SAYS GENERAL WITHOUT COPYING AND PASTING MY WALL OF USELESS SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jack Walker
OIL
John Ward
maybe the fed won't raise Interest Rates past September
Carter Morales
god I fucking hate you so much
Ryan Carter
I'm going to shove a whole costco up your ass faggot
Easton Lopez
Are there really people saying that the economy will dip because of a hot dog?
Christopher Jenkins
Exit pump rally. Big money needs liquidity to close their positions. That's why we get a spike like this once a week before it dumps again
Jayden Carter
In a bear market, you can’t have every single week be blood red, it doesn’t work like that. You have bull traps like this one that make people think the bottom is in and then fuck them again
You have to be careful investing in this market in general because the macro factors are literally all bad and the Fed has given no indication of letting up on rate hikes and QT
Levi Anderson
Why hasn't COST shit the bed like other retailers?
Luke White
>Go to Stocksco
>Pick out your ideal portfolio bundle
>Easily pay at checkout
>Spend 3 hours as the accountants at the exit confirm your purchase
David Roberts
It's what was backing the US dollar
Julian Wood
But he's right, you know. There were a lot of back ratio trades that inverted bomma bermudan options on spy futures with double convexity bias. It caused the rally.
Aaron Bennett
very gay, you'll fit in here just fine
John Hughes
their guidance hasn't released yet
Brandon Taylor
Don’t be a fucking nigger mumu I haven’t gotten to catch a single earnings dump yet it’s definitely my turn
Wyatt Stewart
whatever kid, stick around you might learn something. Study the vedic texts, the real high level derivatives knowledge is actually in sanskrit not greek
Robert Collins
Their products are actually comfy.
David Johnson
HANDS UP
LET ME SEE THOSE FUCKING HANDS
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT PRESSING SELL
THE MARKET WILL BE GREEN TOMORROW
KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP
Brody Perez
im so fucking confused lmao.
Oliver Hernandez
COST IS DUMPING
HOLY SHIT
IT"S HAPPENING
Owen Reed
You can't kill what is already "dead" user