>competitive salary
>pet friendly workplace
>cold brew on tap and unlimited snacks
>unlimited PTO
>game room
>open office
>casual dress
>hybrid work schedule
>we work hard, we play hard
>pinball machine and air hockey in the break room
Competitive salary
Austin Jones
Mason Bailey
And all it takes in not having a functioning family or life outside of work? Wow!
Carson Gray
That sounds nice though. Way better than my day job at Target. Where do I apply for this position?
Gabriel James
That's why I'm never doing a non remote job ever again. Fuck these faggots.
Christian Cruz
That all sounds awesome op, compared to my job that has free cheap battery acid coffee. Idk why the basedface.
Adrian Brown
Sounds like hell.
Hunter Moore
based
Eli Brown
>not just eating coffee beans
David Howard
>please remember to tell us your preferred pronouns
no
Leo Morris
If they threw in a corporate dorm room I'd be in. Not even joking. As it stands I'm a vassal to the federal government and would be better off swearing fealty to Bank of America or Disney.
You're either a ruler or you're ruled. I just want to be able to pick.
Isaiah Adams
unlimited PTO is a shit deal. instead of getting paid up to 25-30d more a year (because you did not use the vacation so they have to pay to the money), you get nothing, and likely VERY few days off if you even dare take any.
unlimited PTO is effectively a 10% pay cut
open office isnt a good thing in any reasonalbe universe
pets are good, the rest is a wash
Thomas Myers
>and likely VERY few days off if you even dare take any.
>not taking several week-long Vacations a year
>not taking most Mondays-Fridays off
Aaron Jenkins
This is pretty much every saas company ever.
Angel Jackson
What's the pay like?
Christian Cook
Unlimited PTO is cancer. Slimy gimmicky to cheat workers out of leave.
Sebastian Garcia
No more unlimited snacks bro, they stopped cause covid is over, no point of coming back to the office
Jose Kelly
Thanks user you made me chuckle
Adam Cook
check it bro
Evan Hill
How does this work?
Leo Roberts
idk, the CTO at my startup takes two 3 week vacations a year and encourages everyone to do the same. I've worked here for 6 weeks and have already taken 5 days off with no issues.
At a globohomo corp they probably shaft you but at a small place with good leadership it can be awesome.
Ryan Collins
>How does this work?
it doesn't
you don't get to take your unlimited PTO, your requests stop getting approved the second you try to take advantage of it
Jordan Murphy
>t. depressed chinkoid workholic