/smg/ - Stock Market General

Stay innovative user!

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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I smell poopy

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it has BEGUN

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/es hits 4125 and then we dump

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I NEED SOXL AT 29 SO I CAN DUMP MY BAGS

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No matter what you do, you will be jewed

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ITS HAPPENING BROS

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I still can't believe that cunt built a space ETF then loaded it up with Netflix and John fucking Deere.

This is the worst /smg/ thread ever

Sup.... I took the day off work, and it turns out half my apartment's power is out anyway
At least my SPY calls made money

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Really kicking butt today Kathie, I'm proud of you.

oopsies, my bad, he he

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How long until Cathie has to innovate into sucking off people for money

that was me

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I've seen worse.

CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
IT FEELS LIKE..... INNOVATION

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The gay virus is here
SIGA might be a great time to buy boys. The gay virus is here!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Links, not cool

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GME is garbage but it lives in my head rent free

Shit, now I remember what that picture reminds me of.

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Soon

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>he sold the bottom

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...

>why aren't we crashing? My fave schizo doomer yotube channel told me we would!! Fuck this clown market!

Is the -80% crash in the room with us right now?

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Perfect Bart forming in the VIX 1h chart.

You have been warned.

Tomorrow we fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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BTFO non-linkchud

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I hope so

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LMAO

imagine giving this bitch money even after finding this out. Retail bag holders deserve this

>He's buying the top

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Uhh bros when sell?

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She makes money no matter how her funds perform

good enough to cap good enough to sell

Right this fucking millisecond and don't fucking look back nigger

>GME is garbage
Your below average intelligence.

>costco is up 5%
this is the most obvious afterhours earnings dump setup

TNXP or SIGA?

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id take 1/2 off

I drawed an lines

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Power or sour hour today?

Now

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you already missed today's top on siga so might as well go for the other thing

buy the siga top again so we can laugh at how stupid you are, again

I sold.

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SIGA, 3 day weekend of super spreading

Baking!

whoa, they're trying to take away our guns when crazy people are out there shooting up places

defend yourself

An hour ago

Time for the water slide down WEEEEEEEE

im baking a pizza

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i'm packing my guns and heading to the local elementary school to defend myself
sic semper tyrannus

Like clockwork.

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SIGA, 100%

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Basedanus

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KOLD bros....
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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This is /smg/, you dumbass lib.

Buy SWBI.

GOVX

Hey fat hands, do you ever have to explain the "we like to have fun here" poster when the whores visit your house?

make sure you give them good training!
youtube.com/watch?v=QkXeMoBPSDk

Good thing I just ordered another AR-15 with my stock gains.

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I'm just about to pull a totinos out of the oven right now

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Wrong board glowie or discord tranny.

My dubs say sour our

So explain to me how the market is supposed to be real again? Explain to me how there's something happening other than "the price is whatever the fed tells institutions to make the price."

Come and take them, xerxes faggot eyeliner wearing tranny tyrant

anti gun trannies get the rope first

YOU FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING
EMERGENCY REROLL

bobos are we gonna go back down now or what?
I’m starting to get nervous

Cathy is so fuckin sexy

Rocker....my SIGA Sigmas are coming for u

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that's crazy because my dubs say sour hour

Yeah but for real tho, we got to move these refrigerators

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Why are faggots incapable of self restraint?
>don't have sex with other men
NO!
>can you at least be in a monogamous relationship like normal people?
NO!
>can you at least have sex with someone only after you've known them for a significant amount of time?
NO!
>if you're determined to fuck multiple strangers nonstop, can you at least wear a condom?
NO! I WANT CUM AND PILLS

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Market literally cannot go tits up.

Multiple people both male and female have seen it and not even said a word.

If these schools would stop grooming kids to become mentally ill transvestites through their critical race nigger apology and critical gender theory, we wouldn't have any more school shootings.

don’t worry b-bros… i-i g-got this! checkem

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Wait until you hear how our 'real money' works!

its kind of looking like we might have a sour hour today with how everything has been crabbing this afternoon after that insane pump

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>Market literally cannot go up.
ftfy

Check em

Hooooooo boy here come the coping bulltards again... how many times did we warn you mumu? We are in a stinky poopy bear market and there's nothing you can do about it.

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did you buy or sell?

It's going to dump 12% tomorrow and you'll be right back where you started.

Ok, maybe the question wasn't clear:
I'm talking about the U.S. stock market today.

freschetta pizza 5 cheese and add your own pepperoni is amazing. Totinos are great too, I love those square crispy things.

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IM DOWN 30 THOUSAND ON PUTS


FUCKING PIECE OF SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

fking kek

when do they expire

>insane pump
i like how every forgets that one time soxl pumped 20% in a day and went right back down 20% over the next few days. Every "insane pump" gets dumped the next day. There is 0 reason for sustained buying

deposit
buy more

I'm down 300, but that was supposed to be my food money this month

Did you not hear the earnings call? Our color TV inventories are off the fucking chart; we gotta move those.

NEW THREAD

I've been monitoring real time changes all day today. The debt is mounting and the population is increasing, but the good news is it never decreased today meaning there were no mass shootings.

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Hooooooo boy here come the coping beartards again... how many times did we warn you bobo? We are in a stinky poopy bear market rally and there's nothing you can do about it.

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I dunno, but I am betting on the liberal world order of degeneracy to spread this shit. Only a homophobe would tell gays to stop fucking 20 dudes a night.

Hold up...
Oh my God man. Just heard that SIGA is buying SIDU and they're going to sell their model rockets for their cost in metal.

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I SOLD AND NOW IT'S GOING UP

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That's pretty much the basis for my supposition desu. The fed just says "banks, this is the fucking interest rate or else," and they're like "ok;" why wouldn't they just manipulate the stock market the same way.

wasn't that like last week nearly? kek this market has been so crazy its hard to keep track

Anyone have thoughts on IPWR - they do some shit for electric cars or something.

Kinda want to toss my whole Roth into it.

Thanks for playing the game, goy

everyone report this fucking negroid

Enjoying the discount on SOXS. Probably advisable to cut your losses or take your gains around here though.

The refunds, Cathie
Where are they?

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Thus a new era of bug chasers was born

Totinos isn't pizza that's for damn sure. But they sure are delicious.

>IPWR
seems totally legit and not a scam EV company at all. Yolo away, user.

mfw sold + shorted

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>What the fuck did you expect
My plan was to buy a call, have positive ERs, and then have the price move from like $22/ea to like $30/ea and sell them. Since it was 2dte obviously the theta killed any hope of that and if I did the math ahead of time I probably could've avoided it.
Anyways, that's about $550 I've blown on options gambling in the last month or two, so I'm done buying OTM calls. I'll just sell CCs like a good goy

Seriously though, if there's a plausible explanation for this other than "society becomes even more fake than it already was when democrats are in power," I would love to hear it.

...monkey chasers? The term's gonna be "monkey chaser", isn't it?

Where's your mustache and goatee, nigger?

Imagine getting to fuck a 20something Cathy.

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is monkeybox bullish?

it's... perfect

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>not pizza
maybe it’s like Mexican pizza or something, idk

For culling fags, yes.

blood on the streets
makes market skeet

Somebody did, whoeva it be

what are you trying to explain exactly
if its economic, the fed reserve is independent
that fat bastard William Taft warned us about central banks when the US was founded in like the 12th century dude

>TBLT up 14% today
Now I'm only down 93%
Let's fucking go!

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If AIDS killed them quicker then I wouldn't mind. Luckily fags die quicker now from blown out livers than AIDS, so based pharmaceutical industry, but that still takes way too long. Fingers crossed monkepox is the plague the world deserves

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cmon SOXS let's score some fooking gains
56 by close cmon baby

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I'm just trying to understand if there is any counterpoint to the statement "this is obviously institutional price manipulation" that isn't laughable. Yes, the fact that it's *openly* institutional price manipulation does factor into this for me.

SWBI?

SWBI

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? wdym
im actually a zoomer tho if thats what ur saying
ahahha thats funny
supreme is trash i got yeezys tho

What a great poetic way to end the human race. A gay nigger virus.

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I don't know about you guys but I'm feeling the hulkamania right now

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At least 5,000 of my gains are going into CVNA puts.

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OH SHIT CHECKED BROTHER

Well I know you are a zoomer, but some other zoomer poasts that same image with a mustache and goatee