/smg/ - Stock Market General

maid edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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Slow and steady wins the race.

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semi bros dont forget to buy some cheap semiconductor capital equipment stocks with solid cashflow, my top pick rn is ICHR

Aqb is up, I'm not buying anything

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>mfw when I'm told this is the bottom

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>Bought 15 NVDA 220 calls 2dte yesterday
>ER guidance miss and drops post market
>Fuck
>Actually rallies 5% up today
>Contracts went from $20 to $2 because theta, even though I got it right
Fuck me

im still holding bags

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Im still waiting for it to drop under a dollar before I load up

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are you sure about that?

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I have to be truthful. I don't hate anyone. Because I can't love anyone either. I just don't care about people.

Come on SPY go to 408

Don't tell me you really believe this pump, do you?

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Ready for the golden 50 year bull run?

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Tastytrade. Lol. They listened. To them.

XOM is not my only investment, but it has been doing well and it pays a big chunk of my mortgage.

Chase The Yield.

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I got some Bacon and Scallop pizza with scalions. It's pretty good. #WhitePizza4WhiteBoySummer.

How's everybody doing today. My GME puts are about to explode in an upward movement method, and my SOXL is secured by some call options.

Can someone explain to me how a company with a market cap of under 50M can be said to be worth 10 billion? Specifically asking about a SPAC called MSPR... This Bloomberg article talks about how it is still worth billions but when I look at the market cap its like 47M

What am I missing and who the fuck invests in these things?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-24/mega-spac-mints-a-21-billion-fortune-that-collapses-in-minutes

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Man I wish

>buy puts cheap at the top
Now that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free

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Nigger market

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I'm so scared bros. I want off this ride

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Psst, we're below the 200MA on basically everything

Fuck I think shorting at SPY 407 was the target

The Summer of SPACs was so last year. This is the summer of the white boy.

>crying because not everyone has the empathy of White people
I wonder if she even realizes...

Can't wait for the eventual drop tomorrow or even next week. It's called bulltrap for a reason.

Mumus never learn from the past. Greed consumes their soul as monkepox consumes their anuses

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Threadly reminder that the 200 DMA meme was concocted in an Indian call center to scam you mayo monkey milkbreaths on 3x ETFs

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See the little faggot with the earring and the make up

Gogogo SPY 408

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this company MSPR looks like absolute dogshit, why would they even bring it public?

does market cap equal all the shares multipled by their value or is market cap just the shares that are available in the stock market (i.e. shares that are owned by the company itself don't count in marketcap?)?

>DCA into SPX and never sell

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The 200 DMA LETF strategy was written by actual Indians

anybody dumb enough to fall for a pajeet's magic rugpull ride deserves it.

What the fuck did you expect? Did you really think that Nvidia would hit $240 by Friday?

GME closed at $143.75

MSM is our time machine.

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I just want to say thanks to whoever posted that meme to buy SOXL.

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FOOKIN SPY TO 408

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I just exited all positions

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You didn't get it right.

seems quiet today