And just like that, TQQQ will never be under $30 again
Daniel Torres
ZIMbros tell me now, is this stock going to go down by 2.85 tomorrow? Or will it go down by post-tax dividend (2.13). If the former then why aren't we all selling NOW
Joshua Reed
Spend all week swinging 0dtes very well. Hold a spy put and Nvidia put yesterday right before close. Both neon green after hours. Wake up this morning to both hella red. Lost all my weekly swing gains. Kek
Zoom out to the one year chart, think about the current situation on the market, and ask yourself that again slowly Captcha: 8MYVJ
Levi Sanders
That is an obvious Bart formation. Get out before it completes and returns to 0.
Lucas Cruz
great meme
Jacob Hall
user, shorting shitco frauds are not like going long or even shorting traditional big blue chips/indexes.
When you go short on a fraud you put your foot on the gas even after the stock has dropped 90% because when a fraud is on its deathbed it’s going to die.
I’m pretty sure that was Jim Champs’ quote on shorting but anyways.
CVNA isn’t like shorting SPY lol. This thing is headed for the low teens in terms of stock price very soon. They cannot do anything but raise equity to facilitate their gargantuan tranches of debt.
The Hidden Tigers Will Come Out Of the Closet.
Jaxson Myers
You expected a straight doomp instead of rallies like every previous bear market across all of history.
The common man being priced out of life is bullish. SPY to 6000.
Aaron Foster
why the FUCK cant any of these stock brokers make a trading platform that just fucking works??? i have nothing but absolute problems with SSE i have to call in and complain about trades not filling every week
Carson Green
100x SPY 380 puts. I'll be rich tomorrow. checkem
Luis Butler
I don't know what to buy other than shorts but I have a feeling it'll just keep pumping and bite me in the ass so i'll stay cash
using the 200 day SMA on SOXX only 20% of the trades since Jan 2021 were profitable currently down -6% and not invested in SOXL better than buy and hold starting from $70 though, lol
i exclusively buy and sell soxl fuck you faggot update your shitty platforms to the 21st century. A bunch of broke ass chinks pull better trading platforms out of there ass no problem
Nolan Hill
Wait to put into bonds when you are nearing retirement or begin living off of your investments to smooth the ride. If you're young and growing your wealth go all in on stocks.
Matthew Ortiz
>Just move out of the city so you can buy a house, bro
How did this user call GMEs price action of the last 6 weeks perfectly? He said we'd dump to the $80s before resuming the 'next leg higher' (which is what I presume is happening now). Also, can anyone here tell me what "pump theory" is? I've tried looking it up online but nothing comes up.
I don't think this is good advice. Most people here seem to get nervous and sell the crash. If that's what you are going to do then you can't be allin stocks. You have to dampen volatility with bonds. For people who never sell then yeah sure go allin stocks but most of you seem to be unable to handle that portfolio allocation.
Charles Gray
is this the liquidity cascade the vedas talked about?
Joseph Gray
arent they already out? are you the same faggot whos always behind a day? hello my fellow wheat chat
Ford has an electric F150 and GM has electric Silverado not buying them but just sayin
Hudson Davis
im not a boomer investor but its not a bad idea from what i see. your timing is slightly off but getting into bonds isnt a bad idea temporarily (say, a year)
that's a real nigga nah mean forreal pump feery is da juice nah mean? for real
Robert Cook
I agree with that statement. But many people think they are gonna index for ten years but then they get nervous when they see Michael Burry's twitter. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
Angel Russell
>OXY >CANT >WONT >STOP >WINNING
Adrian Foster
bear market rally it's a fun way to blow up the cocky shorts
But I don't like the general. It's full of delusional cultists who scream 'MOASS' at any uptick and 'CRIME!!!!' when it (justifiably) sells off. I was hoping some of my /smg/bros would know.
Gas prices usually peak around 4th of July, but the way things are going we're going to be completely fucked.
Grayson Reyes
ITS A DIAGONAL SHORT STEP LADDER SPIDER WEB BUTTERFLY IRON CONDOR BALD EAGLE ATTACK! #HODL # DIAMOND HANDS # ROCKET EMOJI#SLURP THE SQUIZZLE DOGE COIN ON DA MOON!
the only thing i'll spoonfeed you is hot cum dyor the answer is out there
Tyler Smith
Yes, not only does vwma work better but this strat is really only good for getting out before a megacrash. Depending on time period, if it doesn't span a megacrash, it will do just as well as b&h on average (i.e. some time periods worse, some better). This is why I said a few threads ago I think there ought to be a way to tighten the in/out based on volatility or relative strength or some other similar metric, so that you dump faster and buy in faster. If so, the difference between those two points should make most trades profitable. You would still lose out vs b&h across the euphoria peaks, but at least you won't hold through large downturns and would still capture most gains.
Lucas Rodriguez
today is may 4th do whatever the fuck you want with this information
Joseph Lewis
Bear market rallies are called face rippers for a reason.
THE LONG LADDER ATTACK IS THE LONG NOSES FAVORITE MOVE
Kayden Rogers
I don't know what to say about today. But I do know that Hillary Duff got work done on her ass, that tushy is like Julia Fox's: too perfect to be real.
>only 15% off historic high >”bear market” Okay chud
Daniel Jones
I shorted the dip.
Logan Reed
This is my fear. I am a 30-year-old boomer invested in 100% equities and I tell myself that I will be able to weather the crash, but at the same time my (literal) boomer mother panic sold in '08 and missed all those obama gains.
It's a game of psychology, if you're going to boomer invest, you have to learn to filter the noise and just stick to your strategy. I follow this stuff because it's fascinating, but I don't day trade or bounce around stocks.
Christopher Cruz
The jews are going to need to pump the market come November for the elections. Can't have the democrats looking this bad. Time to get in.
