/smg/ - Stock Market General

Well well well................meltupchads rise up

Brokers
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brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

zerohedge.com/markets/did-fed-just-signal-when-rate-hikes-will-end
twitter.com/AnonBabble

NRGU? NRGU.

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Quick reminder that inflation IS bullish

In some ways.

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I'm sorry, I doubted.

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it has begun

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It's stagflation rather than inflation though.

UCO? UCO.

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up $600 on oxy today, ez pz

this nigga gets it

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SELL
SELL
SELL

cheaper puts bear bros

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SWIM is wondering if there's a good way to bury a body, Gookfu just brought home a nigger

Buy WEAT.

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tfw gme fags are making 10x your yearly gains

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I wouldn’t get penisy today

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>WEAT
im drinking that tnite!

G M E
M
E

i'll be sure to bake some threads today just for haters like you.

Please, please, PLEASE, someone explain why my SOXL 20p just got annihilated
Every fucking time.
Heh, at least I don't have Tesla puts, kek

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>pregnant
>brought nigger
Run now baggie

im not gonna make it

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who /gamestop/ here?

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I snagged some NVDA at 153 AH
Closed my covered calls early today
Luck beats skill

darn better not play it still

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Anyone buying EBS?

>1000$
Kek user I can shit out 1000$ and not blink, don’t flash your monopoly numbers here. If you were so confident you’d up those numbers

American spending habits never fail us

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why did i think i could time a random walk

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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where's the idiot who was creaming their pants and being cocky about puts on NVDA yesterday? lmao

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That's an impostor Baggie. I'm the real Baggie.

You're going to take profit right?
(why doesn't any GME poster ever answer this?)

I knew I should have dumped soxl and went all in on gme

At least soxl is pumping a lil too but not 50% in 2 days

>GME baggies have a 4-figure account
clasico

NVDA bros...... are we gonna make it? Did the bears legit kill themselves? Greedy fucks man stop shitting on good companies just to die.

those "people" got that they fucking deserved

The village have food today sirs.

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>numbers
Checks out.

Anyone have a run down on how gme has been going off?

WATCH
AND
LEARN

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why is this bad? I just did a similar 5 year loan to finance gookfu a $2k used subaru with only 213k miles

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I AM ABOUT TO TAKE PROFITS ON OIL

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When SOXL $35?

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I’m a mumu but wtf

>NRGU
I'm thinking about getting into this but I'm not sure on the pronunciation. I was going to call my female broker and place the order but I don't want her to laugh at me if I say the name wrong. How exactly do you say NRGU?

I am straight up having a good time.

GME BROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

This is just a snippet of my portfolio user, I already have everything I own into gme (am in debts).
Not until $200 at the minimum. At $200 either a halt or mooning is likely.

>imagine putting a skin flute full of cow anuses and lips in your mouth

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>ywn have a horse gf
why live?

damn how high is it gonna go?

>$800 loan
>$4466 in total cost including interest.

You're fucking with me. There's no way.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>1 green week after 9 weeks of red
>OOOOO MELTUP!!! OOOOO
Kek mumus are just coping here. Thats ok, we bears will give them one week to breathe easier in memory of floyd. Next week its back to drilling.

Only thing pumping is oil and other commodities. Tech trannies going straight to 0.

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I wouldn’t, OIL just broke resistance

My total accounts (broker + computershare) is about 70k at current share price. 100% gme, mix of options and shares.

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They married the stock. You wouldn't sell your wife, would you bro?

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GME baggots are getting one last chance to cut their losses and get out but they won't. Fucking retards. Lmao

>$4474
that isnt even legal

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imagine having your own stable of horse girls you groom and maintain

Has anyone heard of a little thing called GME?

Well Yolandi Visser has and she likes the way it pumps.

Wet wet

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOXL

Kek cheap puts

>cash gang
puts at 408, if it holds
>cash gang again
puts at 430, that won't hold

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Most people are retarded and don't take profits cause they're also greedy. Imagine being up 25% on some position that's either a short term play or up 300% on something very risky and not cashing in.

People who don't win a least 50% of their trades will never make money; aiming for 70% is what sets you apart from 99% of the other people in the market who are trading actively

buy my calls mumu

>Did The Fed Just Signal When Rate Hikes Will End?
>ndeed, as the "Staff Economic Outlook" section in today's Minutes reveals, "the staff's projection for PCE price inflation was revised up slightly in the second half of 2022 and in 2023 in response to the slow resolution of supply constraints seen over the first part of 2022, a higher projected path for import prices, and a judgment that wage increases would put more upward pressure on services prices than previously assumed." All told, the Minutes conclude, "total PCE price inflation was expected to be 4.3 percent in 2022. PCE price inflation was then expected to step down to 2.5 percent in 2023 and to 2.1 percent in 2024 as supply–demand imbalances in the economy were reduced by slowing aggregate demand and an anticipated easing of supply constraints."
>This matters a lot, because as Bloomberg's Vincent Cignarella calculates, while most Fed officials agreed that the central bank would continue to tighten in 50bps increments over the next couple of meetings, continuing an aggressive set of moves that would leave policy makers with flexibility to shift gears later if needed, it may not last long at all.
>And, as Cignarella concludes referring to the Fed's updated PCE forecast (which ends 2022 at 4.3% but then drops to 2.5% in 2023 and 2.1% in 2024), "if their forecast is accurate, it would imply the next expected three half-point rate hikes would be the end of the current tightening cycle and set the stage for a major risk rally into second half of 2022."
zerohedge.com/markets/did-fed-just-signal-when-rate-hikes-will-end

"if their forecast is accurate, it would imply the next expected three half-point rate hikes would be the end of the current tightening cycle and set the stage for a major risk rally into second half of 2022."

There market had more than priced in 3 50bp hikes, so we rise.
Oil is just doing its thing regardless though :D

Yeah, so your broke Maori island monkey ass can afford it.

Oh yes it is

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>le crash

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Cheers

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Nir-goo

checked and go away Cathie

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>DWAC tranny is a GME schizo
AHAHAHAHAHA! IMAGINE MY SHOCK! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>gloating over the most obvious short squeeze on one of the most overvalued pigs in the market
lol
lmao

hi I am cathie wood

Gme posters are literally retarded redditlytes
They should be banned for shitting up actual discourse regarding weat and soxl

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Post tits
(Preferably from the 90s)

>Not until $200 at the minimum
Best of luck to you.

Well boys I just sold. This is going to reverse hard as fuck.

>gme has been pumping for 2 days and bear market rally potentially just started
It could easily go back to 200, but you guys are busy being seething elitists

general target on the SP500. yeah its a wide range but be careful anywhere in that range 405-410 on spy

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refund please

imposter

So much this. We SOXL gang arent midwits like GMEturds. We actually very intelligent and understand investing.

Can you send me some nudes from the 1970's thanks!

>investing
>in LETF

Kek. Gme posters are geniuses compared to /smg/

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Every soxl holder sold according to their exit strategy. See the difference?

are we melting up bros

>buy GME when it's over a 100
You have any idea how fake and gay and retarded you sound?

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You have pictures of an anime girl saved on your computer. You will always be lower than a redditor to me.

was going to say, it's probably one of those indian (tomahawk) lending companies where state and federal regulations don't apply.
the white man deserves it tbqh

>He sold?

>all this rivalry
Imagine if we United and started manipulating markets

the multi week rally just started we will hit 425

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Tried to short GME just now, no shares available.

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what mental illness is this?

t. retard who doesn't know how to look at charts.

I'm about to buy some stupid shirts.

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shit better start dumping soon

If they stop hiking we're headed for a Weimar the size of all of NA+EU

>bagholding a meme stock for God knows how long because if simple pride
>calling everyone else an elitist
Seriously, you people remind me of this tall spic guy I cucked that was antigun and had shitty Adventure Time tattoos all over his body and unironically liked machine gun Kelly and thought that telling his gf she was bad at sex was a good idea. That was fun.

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is this real? It cant be

Bought SQQQ

broke outta that top band so puts? or wait for 408

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I buy oil

Simple as

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the attention whore virus

>only three 50 bps then stop
>who cares about inflation, fuck that
>line only goes up from now on
> - jpow

I agree. SPY gapped up but who knows

LOOKS PRETTY BULLISH TO ME WE BROKE OUT OF THE CHANNEL

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One you can't afford but there is always alcoholism and it's cheap.

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>>You have any idea how fake and gay and retarded you sound?

Do you?

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Now THIS is an exit pump.

puts available

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I’m not advocating buying it, you can just look at the chart and tell it’s either going to keep ripping or get smacked here

Is that 3 50bps from now or total?

>for a fucking exhaust on a fifth gen mustang
Ford owners everyone

Any puts available?

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cry about it

As long as my portfolio pumps so I can pay off my mortgage and have no outstanding debts. I can survive a recession easier.

from now