Fantastic news everyfolk, it looks like we achieved capitulation last week! The hedge funds have all gone bankrupt and market sentiment is heading to an all-time high as we collectively decided to buy the heckin' dip and stop selling! No amount of bad news can trigger another dump as we hit THE absolute bottom. Only way to go from here is up up up! It's over for shorts as we squeeze and melt up into summer! And the best part? It's all thanks to President Biden and Vice-President Harris! Don't forget to say thanks! (Cross-posted from /r/stocks)
>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
I don't think the crypto dump is tied to the market. Maybe this dump can finally break them away from the market which would actually be bullish for them.
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