/smg/ - Stock Market General

Black Gold Kings Edition

Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread:

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first for euro trash

first for cash is king

I know this is prime yuropoor hours. Catch me up to speed. How.much does a gallon of milk cost their and how much does a liter of gas cost.

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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Mod's asleep post goblina's to crash the market

it's over

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>h Vaxy CA

yikes

Could increasing birth rates save the economy 9 months from now? Or would it only lead to more inflation?

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SQQQ calls be printing

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A new thread where I can act like I didn't post cringe last thread. HAHAHA

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I know what you did

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Get your vaxx, chud

>reinventing new personalities for each new thread

Futures

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Checked and based.

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I am looking at KRAFT and SCCO my basterds. Both look very great when you zoom out.

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Christ she doesn't have an ounce of muscle on her. Just one gigantic blob of skinny fat.

BUY BUTTERFLY SPREADS NOW YOU MORONS

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I am currently the proud owner of 1 (one) call option for gamestop corp.

How rich will I be in 8 hours?

I reinvent a new personality for each sentence in my posts.

I rike

You bought the top. Institutions are going to short it into the dirt tomorrow

Like many in the digital economy, her job is to sit in front of a computer all day.

Do you foresee any future where a large fraction of the populace reverts to physical labor? Or puts fucking Pelotons under their desks?

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I don’t even know who I am anymore.

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>Institutions

They won’t exist by closing bell tomorrow. Neither will the stock market

what should i buy puts on tmo, going to date them 2 months out and gamble on a crash, thinking just tsla and spy , maybe kodak

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Admins know your post history

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She only uploads pics taken with her body in an angle and never a head on shot because she is a fridge

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Pick the trashiest of trash stocks. Pick ones that are not protected by Big Gov Inc.

I have a shit ton of ambitious puts dated 6/10. Am I fucked or fine?

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Damn she actually used to be cute. It really shows how disgusting shes become. Also as far as physical labor goes. That will be back in style very soon. We are headed toward a depression. You will either break rocks for a living or starve

>buying with volatility up

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How? What apocalypse are you expecting?

I believe you mean "has a body optimized for enjoyable breeding and easy birthing".

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Come on user. Don’t you wanna lay next to a big ol squishy person with an oversized plump ol onion booty that feels good pressed on your pelvis with a warm little pussy tucked in there?
BUY ROCKS NOW

>KRAFT
Good thinking, people will need to eat cheap during the coming food shortages. But will they be able to afford a case of kraft mac & cheese and a bottle of heinz ketchup?

Jesus Christ. The first thing I'm going to do when I come into power is jail all the footfags.

I bought it $25 ago

red nights, green days

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Then sell at 09:30:01

>Something about a bubble and nervous institutions
>Something about an incompetent executive branch

I wish the market would quit teasing with this slow bleed and just splooge already. Theta decay is killing my shorts.

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you WILL apologize for posting the n word

Why not just buy a good dividend etf if you’re picking such low hanging fruit?

Green Thursday
Green Friday

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I don’t even notice that word anymore. It just describes anyone I don’t like. It doesn’t mean what it’s supposed to mean.

i'm always the most mean and post my most ridiculous takes at the end of each thread, knowing i have a fresh start coming up very soon

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Hail queen luffy

Odds of BLK dipping more into June?

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Because I'm just shitposting.

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I have a bot that auto captures your end of thread posts and sends them directly to the ADL.

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I just made a pizza bagel with some left over fresh mozz, homemade sauce and pepperoni. Haven't had a pizza bagel since I was a kid. Feeling full of bliss. It's the little things in life that bring me great joy and pleasure.