/smg/ - Stock Market General - Schizos Were Right Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previously on /smg/

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Check MU's chart. Looks like pretty decent support at ~66 for an entire year now.

>NVDA
Shit company and shit stock. I've never bought an NVDA card in my life and for good reason. Every time I gamble on this garbage I lose money. Last earnings I bought at close at $265 and that started the beginning of the biggest tank in history all the way to $220. Now I bought the close again and this shit does nothing but tank. Fuck this stock and this company

Zim chads rise up

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Ukraine is way whiter than taiwan, has a jewish president and nobody did anything.

I think we should load up on the chinese currency when the war starts because it will moon after the sanctions like the ruble did

IT'S FUCKIN HAPPENING DONGLORDS, CS COULDN'T EVEN FILL A 250k ORDER AT NBBO!
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we like to have fun here

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I sold all oil Monday because I was fairy sure we wouldn't be green 4 days in a row. Now on day 5.

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Why the fuck are meme shares selling for 2 million dollars per share on non-lit exchanges in AH right now?

If that ever cracks though... With all the slashing going on I'm wait until the inevitable crack to start accumulating. I do think it's in a decent spot now and their future plans are looking good.

Rocker is bullish on SOXL, AQB, and SIDU sirs. Just hold

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SPY is recovering AH

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PERCOLATING
LIQUIDITY
ISSUES

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Is it financial irresponsibility to have your HSA invested in an international ETF? Surely the entire global marketplace cannot crash altogether and if thats the case I dont think an HSA would matter. Feels better then being a pure cash HSA cuck desu.

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because the shorts covered in jan 21
there's nothing to see here
sell GME now
this is your last chance goyim

>NVDA only down ~1.0% today
lmao this is what bobos are celebrating?

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Ill repost it one more time

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Currently their PE is around 8~ so if it were to crack you would be looking at probably one of the single greatest investment opportunities of your life in an individual country considering they have been beating and raising guidance.

>QQQ not shitting itself even with Nvidia lowering guidance

I'm far too pessimistic to say we hit a bottom - expecting to wake up to futures down 3% again like usual because Biden shit his diaper in front of the Japanese emperor or somethign

Why is this shit going up

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looks normal on schwab

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Don't worry bobo, we'll continue our regularly scheduled AAAAAHHHHHs sometime tomorrow.

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Holy fuck, 8 dollars a share. What a great buy

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Threadly reminder OIL is your friend

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Don't mind me, just a little after hours play on the NVDA dumpening. Easy 1000 bucks for my trouble. Maybe I'll take the little lady to Dillards this weekend

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Just wait til tomorrow, NVDA missing will likely drag a ton of other shit down in sympathy.

What happens, in the far future, when OIL runs out?

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think of how much those remaining drops of oil will be worth.

Was just about to post this. SOXLbros, it could've been WAY worse.
Still could be but I was expecting worse.

Bros doesn't Taiwan belong to China anyways? Don't people in Taiwan have Chinese passports? I don't understand the invade meme? Would it be like the US just giving statehood to Puerto Rico and driving out any foreign bases?

>"China is going to invade Taiwan"

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What are the Jews gonna do to my covered calls I sold on KOLD and now there's a 4 to 1 reverse split?

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twitter.com/cartermonacell/status/1529581998930800640?
MILLISECOND CHART ON IBROKER SAYS OTHERWISE IN FINRA/ARCA NON-LIT ALTERNATIVE EXCHANGES

Bed bath and beyond was one of the first stocks I bought when I opened my scottrade account and started lurking smg. I think that ticker still owes me like 47 or 80 dollars. I'll get it back. Ima get it all back with interest.

They didn't miss, it was their guidance.
Damn UCO to a gorillion!

>retail getting mauled

>”buy retail”

I don’t know, guys. Unless you can get the retards over at GME on board I think I’m going to miss this one. BBBY looks like a failing business.

Oil becomes Nationalized. Shares worth $0.

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more like trying to gentrify Atlanta with white people

They become options for 25 shares at 4x the price. The people who bought them will have a very difficult time reselling it

no China belongs to Taiwan. China is the imposter. It's like the confederates trying to invade jew york city

ive just been hoarding cash , dont even feel like buying anything except alcohol

I just preordered a new MTG collector box

Ryan Cohen bought a big stake in BBBY
I except to see more meme stock action and they all correlate. This is derivatives driven, the business has nothing to do with it

Sauce

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International stocks are dogshit and when things get really bad literally everything correlates. No market was spared during the financial crisis or the tech crash in 2000. Look at the charts comparing the DAX, EuroStoxx 50, FTSE100, ASX, Canadian stocks, the Nikkei, Singapore, fucking shit indexes for little countries like Denmark, New Zealand, France CAC40, on and on and on. They are all mirror images of each other with the exception being the US stock market actually goes up in the long term rather than just crabs up and down like international stocks do. If you want some less correlated indexes, consider the Hang Seng but that has its own challenges and you will still get dumped on if things here go bad

Thanks

based. i just play roblox games and try to pick up single moms

How much lower can Bed Bath and Beyond go? Is it actually a dying business?

glitch, money laundering, or another drunk trading incident just to pull a couple guesses out of my ass.

You'd be better off mostly in SPY and some emerging markets ETF

>and try to pick up single moms
>ID: MOM 1 BB
Checks out. almost got the 69 at the end too

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It's funny because US and EU officially acknowledge it as part of China and yet US/EU propaganda states the opposite every day. Never seen a rift between reality and propaganda this massive and this enduring

ibroken, like the name implies, is always broken.

Oh, I just saw a $10 after hours drop and figured it was a miss. Still think it'll drag shit tomorrow.