/smg/ - Stock Market General

what were the results?

Lads my portfolio is at $600k. I live alone in a family property rent free. Should I ever work again or try to make it just with what I've got? I live very frugally, usually ~$12k/year.

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You've been spamming smg with videos of people dying for the past hour.
Are you ok user?

live frugally but get a hobby that you can monetize. wood working or something

NVDA MISSES ESTIMATES
>NVDA MISSES ESTIMATES
NVDA MISSES ESTIMATES
>NVDA MISSES ESTIMATES
NVDA MISSES ESTIMATES
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How much does crypto going down impact Nvidea?

ITS BOBO GORING SEASON

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Semiconductor bros.... its fucking over....

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OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anyone else short SNOW?

And just like that, no one bought a computer ever again.

This isn't the monkey torture guy from a few days ago right?

I fuckes up bros. She left and I think she is gone for good. I was drunk and we got into an argument about what kind of macaroni to make I said
>CHING CHONG PING PONG NIP NOG NOG
With my fingers pulling on the corners of my eyes. I thought it was funny at the time but she left and hasn't come back for 4 days now

SOXL $5 EOY

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don't worry guys NVDA will beat. it always does haha....

A+ Baggie post, I could imagine him saying this.

Mildly humorous, needs better setup. Also you've given us no reason to care about the characters involved.

Doesn't matter if it beats. Guidance is all that matters

She's resting at my place being, um, "comforted". Heh heh heh. Don't worry little guy, I'll send her back safe and sound when I'm... done

all they have to do is drop a hint of the 40 series on twitter and reddit will gobble that shit up

and here we go

This guy techs

Say something nice about him

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>mfw i'm 50/50 soxl/soxs and just selling covered calls
i'm fuckin daytrading covered calls lol wtf

YAMERO

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That's not true at all, she's at the OBGYN I think she' might be pregnant.

there are "people" who bought nvidia calls

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

It’s over

He gave us a recession in other words he gave us an entry into the market.
This is a great opportunity for the smart and wealthy youth to buy their way into the market without buying the top

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It's a 10/10 start. Love it.

>(-8.39%)
After hours: 4:21PM EDT

That was the market's last hope

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME AOLSIDHGFAOEDLIUFB HAODLFIUHBAODIKUJHFBT OEIUDHBG

WHICH ONE OF YOU RETARDS BOUGHT NVDA CALLS LMAOOOOOOOOOO

SOXL bros...

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He hates bulltrannies almost as much as I do

Not like this bullchudbros, not like this

>was all cash
Thank god. I'm so sorry bros.

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20% discount is always nice.

did the mad lads really do it again? pump the market when they think jpow will dump it, catch some mumus and dump it the next day? cheeky bastards.

He has great hair

>nq!
lol
lmao

TQQQ BROS WTFFFFFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fucking retards kek

I didn't buy enough puts and it still feels bad

im going to hawaii in a few days
any recommendations?

>reverse repos NEVER ask for MBS or other assets for the operation, banks only want treasuries
>regular repo operations the fed regularly gets bid on MBS and agency securities
Can someone explain why this is

My NVDA calls......they're all worthless.

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that was the exit pump for nvidia bros.

more like -80 or -90 at some point

>this is the NVDA yearly chart now

are you fuckin kidding me

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Holy shit, I literally fell on the floor laughing. I did not expect it to be that bad.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
BOBROS, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!

Yes

fuck me...

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Bulltard bros… not like this…

KNEEL CUNTS

Hows my wittle Mumutard doing?

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Might buy some NVDA once it goes back down to 88 or so.

I saw the 110 NVDA puts and knew to stay away.

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NVIDIA CORPORATION EARNINGS:
-NVIDIA SEES 2Q REV. $8.10B, EST. $8.44B
-NVIDIA 1Q REV. $8.29B, EST. $8.1B
-NVIDIA 1Q ADJ GROSS MARGIN 67.1%, EST. 67%
-NVIDIA 1Q ADJ EPS $1.36, EST. $1.30 $NVDA #trading #stocks
twitter.com/DailyFXTeam/status/1529558617011150849?

>tomorrow is going to giga dump the whole market now because of NVDA

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Kek, baggies, kek

NVDA FAGS SHOW YOURSELVES. COME TAKE YOUR BEATINGS.

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$500 shares at $30.55

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>buy SOXL my fellow tranni-ACK!

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:^)

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doesn't actually look that bad. I feel like this is a bit of an overreaction desu

Bought SOXS with 5x leverage today

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The power of the Biden administration is something to behold.

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>one (1) little tech stock misses earnings and everyone loses their minds

uhh is that a slight beat and bad guidance?
i dont know how to read numbers

What’s this pattern called?

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what about guidance tho

>tfw no child to sniff

Uhmmm, honeys?

The QQQ is tanking post market.

i listened, sold at the close for a sour -4% loss, the last 20min felt off for the SOXL rise, back to T/SQQQ

Nvidia, more like crashshitvidia amirite bros

It's the Q2 revenue.

Just took profits on UDOW and plowed them back into TQQQ. Easy money thanks bobo

Stop posting fake images that can't be real reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i should have bought soxs and sqqq

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I THOUGHT SEMICONDUCTORS WERE THE FUTURE

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Depends on what you're evaluating.

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Well, I'll probably be selling SOXL at a loss next mercy pump we get.

>He didnt bet on Hulkamania

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Is tomorrow actually the crash?

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AMD never failed me like this.

WHY IS THE MARKET STILL SURPRISED THAT WE ARE GOING INTO A RECESSION/DEPRESSION
EVERYONE IS LOWERING GUIDANCE AND THE ANALYSTS ARE STILL TAKEN BY SURPRISE

HELLO THE AVERAGE PERSON IS SCARED SHITLESS AND CAN'T AFFORD RENT/FOOD WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO BUY AS MANY IPHONES AS THEY DID IN 2019

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i dont know what means
whys it say Q1 everywhere?

check the past threads. i spent the last 3 hours warning you this would happen and you still bought soxl

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Nvidia is still overvalued expecially if they are not literally double revenue every quarter. It needs to be 90$ Stop slurping and let it die

Even children know to keep him the fuck away from them.

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lol, you think q3 is going to be any better? this your growth stock has stopped growing. it's now a decaying piece of shit and you should just short it.

N

same bro.
is guidence even out yet?

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Uhmm, sweety..... I....

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ASMB stock ladies!

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Nvidi-guh

NVDA

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analaysts cannot wrap their minds around the free money from the fed stopping

Biden economy so strong, you chuds just cope.

the NVDA numbers aren't even that bad lol

It will go green tomorrow

Dude we're nowhere near the bottom, expect blood to flow before it's all done

This was supposed to be the Decade of the Gamer.

I TOLD YOU TO SHORT NVDA
I TOLD YOU THAT INSIDERS WERE SELLING
I TOLD YOU THAT THEY WOULD BEAT
I TOLD YOU THAT THEY WOULD SLASH GUIDANCE
YOU STILL BOUGHT CALLS