/smg/ - Stock Market General

yeah, im thinking we are back

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How bad is tomorrow gonna be once the market digests this and realizes how bad this actually is?

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wow that was fast kek

I guarantee it

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How's that sour hour working out for you, bobos?

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do european rates being negative mean their bonds are shit? dunno anything about euroland except that they have fish and bread

Imagine buying this fake pump kek

Are you swinging it? Or actually holding it in anticipation it squizzles again?

Posting hot chicks in /smg/.

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>there are people here unironically "loading up" on 3x etfs thinking we are "going back to ATHs."
>they are even using margin

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I'm feeling exuberant

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same shit happens every time, expect Dow/S+P/Nas down 5%

>inb4 that one user posts the rocket mum and says OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

Holding shares long term, swinging options

we all bought at market lows, as is our custom

mumu that's enough pls, i sold naked spy $400 calls earlier. dont be greedy.

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Probably not bad since CNBC is going to spend the entire day using the phrase "mid-may lows" and deliberately scamming the public into thinking the CIA isn't a dogshit president after all.

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I would buy tqqq right now. Hands down.

Why's this shit going up

how many times a month does the FED shart out minutes? twice? i can't believe i missed this one today - wtf god damnit

this is so funny how you mumus don't realize that we dump 2-3% following the FOMC. so obvious trap

pinterest bros...

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i have officially made back half of what I lost yesterday

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i unironically am a kokobeaute superfan

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DOVISH
>BULLISH
DOVISH
>BULLISH
DOVISH
>BULLISH
DOVISH
>BULLISH

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what the fuck does pintrest even do?
it could be that because the fed said they'll be doing rate hikes "quicker", that the tightening would end sooner.
Besides that, priced in, etc.

Soft landing is here, JPOW will be remembered as a master of monetary policy

The based chick stayed in its shell.

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>not loading up on 2x inverse etfs

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Tempted to short ZM now that it has recovered slightly

Sold all of my SOXL and went all in on SOXS. Easy trade of my life. Tomorrow should be nice.

>going back to ATHs
I don't think anyone thinks that.

Man, does she realize she looks like a macy’s day parade balloon?

>bought puts and calls
i can't lose

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>2x
Try calls on UVXY.

STRAIGHT
TO
ZERO

>NVDA up 5%
I have a feeling that it's going to dump whatever the earnings are...Blackrock is looking to get their etf out of it right??

Which dividend stocks you like?

TOTALLY
NOT
A BULL
TRAP

GO GO GO MUMUS, OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH, AHAHA MONEYYYYY MAKKEEERRRRRS!!!! MMMMUUUUUUUUU

Just wait until you see the 40 year old hag without makeup, and those gross butthole lips without lipstick. You'll vomit.

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>nu/smg/ doesn't know about exit pumps anymore
Yikes!

They just like hearing daddy powell talk, it'll go right back to dumping tomorrow

>superfan
Is that like a type of simp?

something big happens in october

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I LOVE GAMBLING

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wheel of time turns

I’m holding SOXL at 58 should I just sell now and buy SOXS with what I can get for it?

yes

Sold have my Zim for 2k buck a roos. Letting 15k ride or die.

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kek baggies

WHY WOULD NVDA INSIDERS BE SELLING

>he doesn't know

Yeah I lost a whole 0.1% today.

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Portfolio down 3% yesterday. Up 3% today. Still not what I started with on Tuesday. WTF! What kind of Jew trick is this?

Those are fake insiders, we call them outsiders on Wall Street, bud

>when the financial reports come out

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yeah Halloween

>that hips to waste ratio
damn, too bad for the face and lack of boobas

Average down fags, Divie fags, and value investing fags think otherwise.

>director suddenly asking me for details about what i work on with no context

bullish or bearish?

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4D RTX chess

are they?

This garbage company was worth $50B at the top and there people who still think we weren't in a bubble

100 * 0.03 != 97 * 0.03

>hips to waste ratio
That's probably a filter. But her face is cute and boobas are not too small.

they're trying to find people who they think they can lay off probably. thats typically what they do when assessing what they can cut

>NVDA perfectly meets expectations and does not change guidance

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The market is apparently fueled by the blood of children

oh no!! the CEO sold 440,000 shares back in January!!
how many shares do they have left?
only 84,649,537!!
clearly they think the stock is going to crash if they're dumping shares like this!!
I mean, 400,000 out of 84,649,537 shares?? that's 0.4%!! HOLY FUCK!! EVERYONE SHORT NVDA NOW!! INSIDERS ARE DUMPING!!

Really tho?

Make something up

user all those hips mean is she's one cheeseburger away from turning into this.

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Uh, you do know who runs the market, right?

what if im a minority

Management everywhere preparing for layoffs

This is illegal

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TFW oilchads can't lose

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DON'T SAY IT

Based

Well it is run by J*ws....................

Is “waste” a reference to her poop?

that only gets special status when things are good

>The queen of Girls who look really hot when drunk

So lemme get this straight, I get a cheeseburger AND that thicco?
Got damn, start the bbq.

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She's a qt, you gay nigga. Webm related might be more your speed though

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