/smg/ - Stock Market General

Is the market crash in the room with us right now?

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20220504.pdf
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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I'm poopish on this market

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Kneel.

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PUMP

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no gme holders allowed
only frens

this is the moment that the bears will remember as we rally and hit new highs and they're permanently priced out

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>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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Was Powell yet?

How is the market not down -5% with those minutes? Hawkish does not begin to describe them. Wow. Fucking SPX algos.

who the fuck plugged their paywall shit into the OP links? I swear to G_d you heebs deserve the fucking oven.

I don't believe it unless we have a good close to the week. It's a holiday weekend, you know.

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Based and poop pilled.

>I HECKIN LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CUTE ANIME GIRLS

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What a fake ass pump. YES! More 50 basis points hike guaranteed!! In fact we may have to raise interest rates even higher than previously thought!!

I SHORTED THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>But guys, GME has NFTs!!! My wife's boyfriend bought a bunch!!!

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sorry sweetie the market can be irrational sometimes, don't be disparaged! Come back to play the goy casino anytime!

same story as last fed "melt up." exit pump algo liquidity followed by giving it all up and then some before next leg down. seen this story too many times now.

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c'mon snap bounce

Rugpull incoming.

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Top kek

CLOSE THE MARKETS!

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Bear niggas on suicided watch we bull pamp now

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>JPump saved us

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Say it with me newbie

Priced. In.

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check back at 3PM

youre getting dumped on tomorrow

It's all up to Nvidia and Costco. If they both beat, tech and non tech will both POOMP.

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tl;dr just bought more GME

YEAHHHHHHHH

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LET THE PEE PEE HIT THE POO. LET THE PEE PEE HIT THE POO. LET THE PEE PEE HIT THE POO.

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Mumu and SOXL sittin in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

reddit the webm lol

HOTDOGS AND RTX LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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eternally gay nigger bullfag

Everybody knows that the FED is going to be hawkish. Do you really expect the markets to dump on information that everybody has?

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How ill B*b* afford his (her) blacked.com and disney+ sub this month though?

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Source: federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20220504.pdf

MELTUP CHADS WWA

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>soxl hit $20

thank fucking god

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I am financially pretty much the same as I was yesterday.

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Is the Costco pizza better or the Costco hotdog better?

I ain't afraid of no fed.

ALGOOO COOOOOMBAAAAT

HOLY SHIT CHECK THE SPX VOLGA/ZOMMA RATIO

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>Baggie

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not fair it was supposed to be our day