My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.
Bullchuds are so eager to find a bottom and keep buying but the algos just swallow their money and the entire thing becomes an endless pit of slowly bled out unrealized losses. Kek
Joshua Diaz
yeah we been crabbish a few day now
Dominic Thompson
>there are still /GME/fags in /smg/ Go back to your upvote containment general you mouthbreathing apes.
Michael Torres
there's no meeting, they're just releasing the minutes from the last one
Ryder Fisher
Land is always good but the chinks probably won't sell you land in their southern colony
Noah Morales
basically the plan to fight "inflation".
Isaac Martinez
I went all in on GME
Xavier King
Ive been playing Hitman 3 and have come back to see the market has crabbed and I've made $0.00. Does not bode well, its gonna pump now.
Xavier Scott
I'm just talking about the best performing stock of the day in the Stock Market General
Oliver Price
Yeah! And take the jews with you!
Lucas James
>internet goes out >power goes out Meh I guess this is a good time to fap as any >cell service goes out Ok I'll just wait a while and fap, want to find some good porn to watch >an hour goes by nothing changes Goddamn I guess I'll just fap with my mental imagery >not 2 seconds after my sub par coom, the power and Internet come back on Guys I'd stay out of the market today. The Jews are directly attacking even the littlest joys in the goys life. They are very angry today. Something big is about to happen in the market.
its a more detailed record of the meeting, so new info can certainly come out
Matthew Adams
deez nuts
Mason Gomez
Nono, its a good thing. When /GME/ fags come to /smg/ to gloat it means the top is in and you can make ez money shorting or buying puts. Massive top signal if you ask me.
yes? they literally stopped you retards from being able to buy so that they could cover their shorts and then reload them
Xavier Ward
Provide proof, other than muh borrow interest.
Also, you have your own containment thread.
Christopher Wood
I've never once seen a signal more bearish on any stock in my entire life. Cohen has done literally nothing to improve GameStop as a business and the hedge funds have completely recalibrated their positions if they bothered to short at all.
Was there a dip? I just entered WEAT/CORN for $500 today, around 1pm
Isaiah Ross
Way to time the bottom, Cohen.
Caleb Garcia
Daddy spent all of the kids' college money on a big old massive bag of matic and he's not looking back.
Caleb Gonzalez
Everyone is getting payed in stock in these unprof tech companies. They will sell forever.
Wyatt Gray
PLTR and TSLA have been orgies of insider selling for a long time now.
Colton Ross
this morning was the dip in my opinion fren
Owen Flores
Lmao. The eternal bagholder ladies and gentlemen. GME will have become a penny stock and delisted from the major exchanges but the squeezle squazzle would still be only 2 weeks away.
