Go to job interview for dev position

>go to job interview for dev position
>hr roastie asks me about politics

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what are your pronuns sir

so are you oppressed, user? otherwise no job for you, user. get your vax user.

Your answer is: "KILL EVERY JEW!"?

just learn this verbatim:
youtu.be/dZlK_ThjMk4?t=6

>I dont do politics

The trick here is to tell them exactly what they want to hear, then once youre working there bang them after a work party, and then hold that fact over their head until you find another job.

just say i dont watch tv

isn't that illegal

>>hr roastie asks me about politics\

>im a cis white male so my opinion doesn't matter

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is it that hard to pretend to be a retarded NPC leftist?

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Pure gold, my fren! I literally imagined it slowly disintegrating like a pile of ashes.
:)

Based

Yes.

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you must be 40 to post here

I am 51 ;(

If xir tries to corner you, drop a Wittgenstein quote.

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this

>encourage a return to traditional moral values
death sentence, don't say this

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