Guys guys guys! I just got off the phone with Bill and he confirmed that we're set for another epic bull run! He said he wanted to give Michael a glimmer of hope before taking it all away. Oh how we laughed and laughed sharing stories of silly bears shorting the bottom. Before hanging up he told me to tell all /smg/ bobos "sneed". No recession! We even got Joe on the call for a minute. He said his favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate! I always thought he was more of a vanilla kind of guy, goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover.
I’m the user that wants to sell all of his portfolio, is it risky to wait until 2PM and nvidia earnings? I don’t think I can stomach another drop but I’m feeling bullish today
HOW ARE YOUR CREDIT STRANGLE SPREADS DOING, THE ONES YOU SOLD TO GULLIBLE ANONS HERE? DID YOU MAKE A LOT OF MONEY ON HOW VOLATILITY IS NOMINALLY HIGH WHILE THE MARKET REALLY JUST CRABS? WOW YOU GUYS MUST BE REALLY INSIGHTFUL AND GOOD WITH PROJECTIONS.
Aaron Ross
Threadly reminder that all tripfags are scum and not to be interacted with unless you suffer from mental illness and enjoy gargling semen.
I don't understand. Are they still waiting for an epic short squeeze where GME is like $1000 per share to sell? Have they at least averaged down their +$200 averages?
Asher Green
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF >imagine the smell
Lincoln Carter
Lol >Thinking prices are attached to anything at all New here, huh?
Jaxson Scott
BEAR MARKET IS OVER!
Parker Robinson
SNAP $15 EOD
Parker Cox
vgfc +200% why didn't you tell me to buy this stock
Carter Wood
How is this possible? There are literally only bad news about everything. Stagflation has been confirmed. China is still locked. Half of the middle east will starve to death. India is burning, war in ukraine still going. NOTHING MAKES SENSE IN THIS MARKET
We're essentially already in a technical recession. Does anyone actually think this quarter will be positive GDP?
Jason Evans
>The hosts on CNBC said a recession is unlikely. Everything I'm looking at is showing me people with cash are hording it, and everybody else is fucking broke and unable to afford the gasoline to even get to work. Recession is already here buddy. Just get into the horde cash crew and wait for the cheapies.
I sold a house i rented and put it tesla and tsmc I dont need the money right now but I am scared I will never make my money back
Isaiah Evans
like at least another $100. I don't think you understand just how retarded clown market was, and how painful the return to reality is going to look like.
Adam Cruz
why the fuck does IV keep dropping on SNAP
Lucas Walker
wait until Friday
Daniel Nelson
Literally me.
Nathan Butler
> selling after the market has dumped 30% Maybe if you need the money, but at this point a 1-2% daily swing shouldn't matter much in the grand scheme of things.
Evan Edwards
Friday is the scheduled Golden Bull rally
Asher Kelly
Why are my 15c for next week only at 17 delta? Tha fuck.
Jack Foster
YOU MOTHER BASTARDS!! STOP REDEEMING YOUR STOCK!!!
Mason Howard
do you need the money ? if no hold it in a year you will break even
Nathaniel Reyes
Dump at resistance. Down we go
Easton Reed
do you think the FED minute today will be relevant or will it be like yesterday's speech?
Carson Harris
Intelligentsia fuckfaces are gassing the market on Biden's behalf; just look at the state of this very thread. All we can do is keep it in mind, trade accordingly, and tell glowies to suck our fucking dicks at every opportunity.
Hunter Scott
how can someone in brazil buy usa bonds?
Aiden Gutierrez
Not that I need the money but I've invested too much of my money and I've been unable to function daily for the past 1-2 weeks. If I sell now I'll mentally accept that I've lost some money but I won't panically refresh the stock app every 1 minute.
Lincoln Taylor
you didn't find yesterday's speech relevant? bigot
Liam Russell
>Fidelity just sent me an email about mental health
Dude did you realize that’s risky. What’s your exit plan? Selling at certain % of profit or is this long term holding? Be prepared to hold five years minimum
Cooper Wright
Wtf happened to DKS. I overslept and my puts got crushed. I literally cannot win.
Josiah Evans
>I don’t think I can stomach another drop You aren't cut out for this bro. I'd suggest all in utilities then DCA a 70/30 SPY/TLT. See you in 40 years
Jose Adams
>Retail inflows at nearly all-time high despite market turbulence >Retail inflows at nearly all-time high despite market turbulence If you're still bullish rn you are categorically mentally deficient and high on omega-shenron special reserve x1000 pure crystal extract copium.
Sebastian Powell
STILL WAITING FOR A REPLY
Christopher Bailey
i hate trying to offload small/mid cap shares. unloading half of the daily volume and scalpers just park in front of my ask. not as bad as the preferred market for liquidity i guess.
Anthony Jones
good
Jordan Walker
kek
Carter Phillips
people killing themself is bad for Pepsico profits
don't sell everything then reduce your exposure to it until you are comfortable. 25% of my portfolio was on the stock market i reduced it to 10% it allows me to sleep at night without thinking too much about it
Leo Morgan
Talk without caps, or I'm not reading. Nigger.
Isaac Hernandez
>I've been unable to function daily for the past 1-2 weeks I know the feeling user, then sell, it's for the best for you and your mental health right now, if you're ok with your losses then sell
Jackson Martin
>high on omega-shenron special reserve x1000 pure crystal extract copium checked. hook me up, senpai
Try finding the minimum amount you are ok holding and keep it.
Michael Ortiz
Please explain senpai
Asher Green
If it helps brah I'm the same. I have 90 soxl shares and it's riding all on today. If nvidia sinks 30% I think soxl is liquidated, but Im gonna jus fucking pray it moons
Robert Bailey
They want you to dump all the calls you bought for cheap before they pamp eet
Thomas Green
we're about as low as we can go right now without some serious shit going on outside of the market. so we're just going to crab here until we get news that sends us either way
Adrian Cox
We aren't even done with the day yet let alone this week. If we end in a strong green today, tomorrow as well as friday will I even begin to start thinking we are done with bear market.
Some anons hear still think we need to have the "return to normal" phase which I am sure we are already pass that.
