/smg/ stock market general

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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
exhentai.org/tag/character:Isokaze
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com

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first for GNCA finna load 10k shares

lol
lmao

Googlefags seething.

FOMC meeting minutes today on top of durable good orders being lower than expected when expectations were already much lower than previous.

I expect quite the rollercoaster.

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Normies (especially boomers) don't use adblock. Can't really get adblock on mobile phones and tablets either.

dubs and spy goes to 0

My 1 SQQQ share will make me rich

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*sniff*

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Sell every rip

HERE
WE
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOO
youtu.be/2LOxvgD0KEo

I see today is going well already

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wtfwt

BA GAWD ITS BOBO ORTON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CLOSE THE MARKETS

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

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WTFWT

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

what.... LE FUCK was.... LE that?!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>Normies (especially boomers) don't use adblock. Can't really get adblock on mobile phones and tablets either.
yeah now imagine when its built into their OS
fuck google

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

it's over

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No

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTFWT

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THE FUCK WHAT WHAT WAS FUCK?! THAT?

ad services are more than just ads retards

I'm sick of explaining this shit to you fucking boomer level wagies jesus christ.

I'm short the market before you retards say i'm shilling

Smooth jam, user.

WE GOT ALL THE SHORT SELLS LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT TAKE A MALL OUT

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT

LOL.

back to waging...

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What the fuck was that?

What do you professional traders think about:
>CTAS
>HRL
>KHC
>MCD
>MDLZ
>SYY
>TSN
>USFD
>WMT (yes, after their heeming).

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LOOK AT THE DOW JONES COMPUTER WOOOOOAAAW

>SOXL pumps on open
>dumps a few minutes later
>crabs downward

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Pump it.

WTFWT

BANG BANG BANG

Selling calls on SPX now, wish me luck!

isn't TSLA an autobuy right now?

loading up on puts when it pumps at the open like this is basically free money

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

got it from an old korean drama

They are quality companies

recession over.

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>SIGA

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THREAD THEME

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WE PUMP IT

FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE me from L*m's ETF

Monkey want banana?

we green. If it goes up green a bit more i'll load up on SPXS

Do I short this fake and gay pump?

Nice. I am also a feeder; so I figured I'd invest in that, too.

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>shorting the #bottom

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THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=V0TZw-l4bIw

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>It's important, in and of itself, that they offer additional services around performance marketing

Like I said on the previous page, these services aren't valuable - or important from an investment perspective - in isolation. If they can't compete with superior alternatives in the marketplace and if consumer interest is flagging, who cares that they offer them? Google's ad products - questionable analytics and all - are going south in the next five years.

AAA/\/\/\/\/\AAAAAA

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Sell every R.I.P.

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THE BULL RALLY IS THERE

FINALLY

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

OILCHADS ASSSEMBLE!!!!!!!

Is SNAP still over valued?

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Nobody cares about your autistic tantrum

When do the notes come out? Fed reserve meeting notes that is.

WTF I WAS TOLD LINE ONLY GO DOWN WTFWTFUCK

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For sure.

Will be back to $1k by EOY easy

I bought a TSLA call option with the $620 strike. Lets make some fucking money!

Easiest escalator ride of my life

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UCO here.

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Buy High Sell Low

I think 2pm

holy fuck

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Anyone have this pic hut with them reversed bobo attacking a soi mumu?

Thanks for the exit liquidity

WE GREEN BOYYYYS

TOTALLY NOT A BULL TRAP

THE TIME IS NOW

$SU.TO breaks past $50 mark

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What's happening you said SQQQ will print

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Alright dude, we'll see. Hard disagree. If google is going down, EVERYONE is going down.

You fail to see that Google and FB have so much moat that they can fail for those next five years and still make a recovery. People said the same shit about Msft back in the day.

Google literally has the play store, a mobile phone market, browser, ad services, you fucking name it. Be short sighted. Worked last time people said FB would die in 2018 REAL well.

SWBI pumping fuck them kids.

Uh what tine zone? Eastern?

never go full beartard

Thoughts on APPS puts for earnings?

>this fart of a pump
don't let them shake you out of your shorts bobros. diamond paws

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snap options are cheap rn

What did they mean by this?

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It's the only timezone that really matters.

>XOM ATH AGAIN
LFG

don't try to tie google to FB. FB will survive. google won't
>mobile phone market
o i am laffin
had a pixel 6 pro for about 3 days and sent that piece of shit back

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aaaaaaaand back down we go.

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Get that pizza demon away from me.

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>up 382% on oil

>9/10 new MDs in NYC are literally Indians
I hate to say this but 'investing in google' doesn't matter when boomers are still replacing anyone under 45 while coveting your time and labor

How can you even equate google to surviving when FB won't, when they literally are involved in the same markets, and google is involved in MORE? and makes MORE?

I'm also bullish on fb after this market shitshow is over but your logic is just faulty af. Sorry it's just retarded.

ayy

>where we're going we don't need pepperoni to see

HOLD THE LINE MUMUS

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Unity Software Inc
NYSE: U
1 year = -$59.35 (-62.29%)
ytd = -$102.72 (-74.09%)

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iborrowdesk.com/report/GME

Based, oily and Latina-pilled.

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WTF bros I'm actually green

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Look outside your window

when is the squozzle?

SLURP CHEAPIES

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Kek. I remember when Reddit called me retarded for buying FENY @$8.

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just bought 10 SNAP 5/27 $13.50 Calls LFG

hope the minutes give more bad news

yeet

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>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOLD THE LINE MUMU WE CAN MAKE IT

PUUUUUUUUUUMP THIS SHIT UP

kek baggie

just two more weeks!

you either misread what i said or misspoke
not being snarky
rewrite and try again

Gay ass market over here pumping companies that missed earnings. My puts are getting heemed.

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Line up

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CALLS IN Tesla and Snap - NOW

Redpill me on signals, is it worth paying for them? What are some reputable providers?
A friend of mine subscribed to some that work over telegram a while ago but I haven't had a chance to talk to him about it yet.

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OHHH THIS IS IS MUMUS
GREEN ALL DAY
GREEN ALL WEEK
GO ALL IN
BUY EVERYTHING
DO IT DO IT DO IT

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I'd suck on those tits, if you know what I mean?

Go back

Snap is going to become like KIK or PoF

5/27 $13.5C [email protected] each LFG

GREEEN DILDOS

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what the fuck was that

Well, my sberbank shares are now in the ofac escrow. Now to wait for a long ass time.

What's UCO go to if we hit $130 crude? like $240?

holy fuck, if you cant make your own on pine editor you should quit the stock market now

>powell will undergo a sex change operation in two weeks to help better understand the market from a woman's point of view.

you'd be wasting like 98% of those tits if you did that

Buying XOM is the most easy fucking decision ever. Imagine not buying XOM when it was in its 30s.

I misspoke, switched fb and google in the first statement, the rest stands. Multitasking rn

I agree with FB being around but if FB is around, google will be too. What you're saying is saying "Windows is losing market share cuz of vista to apple and linux"

Unsure, UCO are oil futures so there is some correlation but it's not linear

I don't think Google's going to die but I'm confident their ads and analytics proposition is going to take a hit that's significant enough to impact their business significantly. I work in this area and I'm seeing the money flow out of Google Analytics already. Not to mention Google Ad spend shrinking as more accurate attribution undermines the value of the 'walled gardens'.

the rich people are pumping our stocks!

PRAISE THE RICH PEOPLE

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ahem

DIVIDENDS

Thanks a lot! Got distracted because I‘m at work. Will keep you posted

I think I may be hooked.

I'm a retarded newfag user, if I were to make some script I'd probably bankrupt myself in the process.

COME ON MUMU

HOOOOOOOOOOOLLLDDDDDDDD THE FUCKING LINE

B-but user he's stealing the car

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What’s the next XOM? That’s the question. What sector do we rotate to?

Again, everyone goes down.

Everyone's ads are hurting -- you're tunnel visioning. Ads in general are dependent on base products, which are doing poorly due to the economy. Picking specifically on Google is short sighted. That's like saying AMD will fail cuz it's not doing as well when semi's in general aren't. You need to give intel level reasoning to be truly short.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MUMU
WAS THAT THE BEST YOU COULD DO
NOW ITS MY TURN

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man TSLA fucks me every time. I get the puts it goes up, i get the calls it goes down. I can never get this one right, ever.

Tech. But wait for it to bottom out like oil.

Even in Q4 of 2020 or Q1 of 2021 people would laught at you if you told them to buy oil. They thought semiconductors and Tesla is the future.
And yet they complain that the market is overpiced.

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