>be my boomer dad >didn't like drumpf because he was mean >actually liked most of his policies >vote for biden to 'restore order' and 'have the adults back in charge' >regrets it
>price target for MSFT: 3k >price target for TSLA: 4.5k >price target Coinbase: 120 >price target for peleton: 90 I do wonder how exatly they calculate these price targets.
Took it 20 years last time Back then the US was the sole global superpower and could dictate what they wanted, without Chink competition So this time around it's gonna take longer
Xavier Harris
I almost wrote $20 puts thank god i didn't
Easton Hall
>Uh how do we sell the garbage we want off their own books boss >Just make up some numbers dumbass
Jaxson Sanders
Can women be racist? Or do they all crave bbc?
Ayden Bennett
fuck your dad desu bro
Jeremiah Hernandez
>Evan (((Spiegal)))
Every single time
Jason Reed
My parents are the same way, now they are in turbo cope mode because their coworkers and friends are talking about the economy
Jacob King
I don't think this is like the dotcom crash tho
Aaron Cox
Price targets, upgrades and downgrades are just wall street analysts and companies sucking each other off.... market manipulation jewery
Nicholas Wilson
is it too late to escape NEETdom at 36?
William Baker
New strategy. I'm simply going to inverse Jim Cramer, like I should've been doing all along.
At least through August. Can you imagine fuel and food inflation slowing before then?
The alternative would be Fed capitulation which could nominally buoy the markets but it would essentially signal to the world that the USD is a 3rd world hyperinflationary currency.
Hudson Mitchell
if the situation is so bad SIMPS won't even donate to their favorite whore, what chance does funko pop and marvel have? its absolutely a sign of a worsening financial situation for consumers
Analysts are literally paid by big guys to say the numbers those big guys want to be said to direct the small fishes into buying or selling.
Eli Stewart
your dad is a fucking retard and you should get your genetics checked
Gavin Butler
If I’m with a white girl and find out they’ve been with a black guy I lose all respect for them. And most white girls have fucked a black guy desu.
Zachary Butler
Let me guess, the president is going to put a relative in as a replacement
Gavin Foster
this tech dump is fucking broootal
Zachary Robinson
lmao just make a new account
Lucas Hughes
Some stripper was saying on twatter that we’re already in a recession becuase men have stopped splurging in strip clubs... It’s actually a good economic indicator
Tyler Thomas
the peepee has officially hit the poo. it's fucking over.
Sure, there was some fraud in the 2020 election, but there are millions of boomers who unironically did the same thing. Boomers don't care about the future of this country just how they feel in the current moment and their personal retirement.
Wyatt Harris
Bit late now
Levi White
Inherit something >inb4 learn coding It's a meme, doesn't pay as well as you think and you'll die from overworking
mutt's law,.....only trashy women go for blacks...intelligent and smart women hate them
Cameron Fisher
If dubs the bear market continues
Julian Wood
then why are casinos reporting their best quarters in history?
Eli James
It is over....
Charles Wood
Oil and oil companies are looking very weak right now. Theyre looking to crash back to a support level, been making lower highs for weeks now (oil equities) Be patient bros
Jordan Moore
That kike is making more money getting paid to tell normies to bag hold than he would actually trading.
Kayden Phillips
whores have been overvalued af for decades now, the bubble has to burst
Mason Rivera
exactly. However, I kind of want to make a really long email that sounds good until the very end and make it incredibly racist or derogatory. Who would like to assist me?
Literally for the exact same reason. Lottery should also see major pickup. People down on their last dime tend to gamble.
Elijah Ramirez
People are gambling to try and make ends meet
Dominic Ortiz
When people blame/commend a president over whatever the fuck their 401k is doing at the time are simple minded retards and should not be discussing markets in any capacity.
Christopher Richardson
how are those bby puts doing smg? glad I stayed the fuck away from them
Luke Myers
oh, that's where the last of the money went. all on red.
Camden Ward
re-roll if singles, the bear market intensifies if doubles, the bear market doubles in speed if triples, circuit breakers today if quads, nasdaq liquidates today
John Robinson
Can’t break past WTI $114
Logan Allen
Didn't XOM and SU both make 52 week highs last intraday?
Christian Reed
Crude is consolidating support at $110 after the traditional bounce down from $115. I think $120 is possible by early June.
Nicholas Miller
BBY was already too low. Boomers still shop there for their electronics.
It will be interesting to see what Q2 is like because the beginning of Q1 was also playoffs and superb owl that was probably strong enough to carry them
Ryan Torres
finna load up on SCHD and some fundrise for the long term thoughts
Hunter Hall
I don't know how you can look at that oil chart and be bearish. It's nonstop higher lows.
Zachary Russell
roll
Isaac Jenkins
>simple minded people shouldn't do simple minded things Hey good luck with that
Sebastian Scott
there was no warning
Xavier Wood
I guess my KO stocks are doing fine
Jordan Murphy
it's unironically far, far, worse
Julian Powell
No because there weee no earnings or anything scheduled. The CEO just came out randomly wearing a black swan as a cock ring.
Gabriel Nguyen
yep, had the same thesis yesterday
Ian Stewart
just say you're sorry and you'll be respectful to people regardless of the gender identity of their spouses, but go into a rant about how the Jews are destroying the world and how if niggers start giving you shit you'll have to remind them that niggers make up 13% of the population but commit 50% of the crimes, and sign the letter Adolf Hitler.
Henry Gutierrez
As long as my shorts print me money, I don‘t care.
Nathaniel Perez
why is TWTR at such a lower price from Elon's bid, does the market not think the buyout is happening?
Jeremiah Baker
Who is this semen demon?
Dylan Moore
any chance we will see demand destruction if crude goes higher?
Charles Smith
CAT EARS FORMED ON SOXL *THIS IS NOT A DRILL*
Landon Price
Inflation causes the normal to lose even more money when gambling :D
Jonathan Morgan
>layoffs I cant even get a job that pays decent
If the Fed lowers rates as slow as they did between 2010 to 2016 very likely yes but thats just my opinion. Then again that applies to all these big firm analysts, just an opinion that they hope to manipulate with lel
Lucas Cox
Why shouldn't the sovereign be blamed for his (lack of) response?
