Neuralink brainchips have arrived

They don’t need surgeons
They’re already installing them in people in FDA trials with robots

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Will never work and still carries too much risk.

1st generation adopters are people with issues they think will be cured by it
But the future version link 5G will probably have internet access
Linkies will be mad he stole their ticket too

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>When are you guys getting yours
i will get one when elon musk gets it himself. he should lead by example

install Nortons anti-virus.
never get sick but get fat as all fuck

It already is being done to people with disorders you idiot

What fantasy world do you live in?
This is the beginning, your grandkids will get brainchips done at the mall or when they’re born
Everyone sees how obsessed humans are with screens, this can put a movie in your head, eventually

Imagine the area where the implant meets your scalp starts itching uncontrollably. Could you withstand and resist the urge to scratch?? That tingling, nagging sensation, hitting you like chinese water torture, itch, after itch, after itch, after itch. Pulling it out would stop the itching. Get rid of it user, get relief.

>fuck up your brain
>forever a cripple

wow great

>forced to watch ads when you sleep
>not actively listening to the ad will replay it until you do
>live feed of your emotions shown to employer on zoom meeting
>forced sissy hypnosis for misogynistic men
Can't wait for the future

Fuck the future
At what year do they make these mandatory because they don’t want to be around the chipless

>Targetted advertising that tracks what you respond to and what you don't individually and tailors what ads you get so you can never save money.
Yeah, I'll pass.

More reasons why it will never happen.
It will be a failure like VR.

>you need a brainchip to work here sir
>need a brain chip to travel

You don't have to get one but you will never get a good job without it because you'll be 5000x less efficient. Not being able to instantly access every piece of information the human race has is a huge disadvantage

>downloading Any Forums threads into your brain

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you can’t say never when it already is going down
the smart ones won’t take them and dummies will force them on us eventually
haven’t you learned anything from vaccines?

Who gives a shit about a real job?
Just buy LINK and profit off the brain damaged retards.

That's a schizophrenia peacemaker. That millionaire is crippling everyone in order to get richer.

He's above the law. Even his kids were generated in prostitutes. They call it surrogacy.

Seriously I remember seeing him on the street and in the flats I used to live. He was with his kids and wife. I remember it was COVID-19 quarantine, and his bodyguards, a men with many moles in the shape of the Orion constellation, and a woman with black hair, entered the elevator disrespecting the rule of only one person per elevator during that period. The man appeared to have his hands sawed off and then glued back.

I remember that day and I still see the memories changing and his bodyguards hitting me.

I remember hearing many animals screaming in the other apartment, and then the animals were screaming in human.

Now I hear his secretary reading this as I type it.

Ffs there's something wrong with everything regarding this guy.

You know that some countries classify that as terrorism, right?

You will implant the brain chip in your—ACK

Not every technology is meant to be a success and not all of them make it. The Brain chip already gets BTFO by the Smartphone which is in every way superior.

>haven’t you learned anything from vaccines?
Never got vaccinated, never wore a mask even once and never got tested.
Didnt bother me at all.

I never got vaxxed either
Many people had to for their jobs though
You’re the only retard in the thread
That’s including this schizo’s rant

>Many people had to for their jobs though
I dont care about poor people